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sergnb

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Obligatory: Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?
 

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tokae said:
Why do I always forget where I have put my keys?
And where did I put them!?!?!
Check you right hand. Failing that, check your pant pockets. Failing that, try the last place you remember having that. All that fails? I dunno, maybe garden gnomes must have taken it. Load up and beseech the gnome king

Not G. Ivingname said:
A now complete webcomic by tailsteak which had no fourth wall detailing the lives of an Eyeball, Two molecules, a ghost of a molecule, a lesbian earthworm and 2 golems living on the body of a giant bear converted into land mass who all contemplate their existence as a webcomic

Corpse XxX said:
Why should you not put baby in corner??
Child services will complain

Skorpyo said:
Open door, walk in, see this:



What do?
I think it looks cute, but I also think it looks tasty



Why does she sell seashells by the seashore if a seashore has a surplus of sea shells to supply?
Wouldn't that be a shitty sales strategy?

Magic conch, will I ever get married?

What should I have for dinner tonight?

Dyou wanna cookie?

Am I just a dream a butterfly is having?

If so, where is it and what happens when I wake it up?
 

erztez

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sergnb said:
Obligatory: Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?
You?ve got to be kidding me. I?ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It?s just common sense.
 
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sravankb said:
If x = 4 and y = 5, then why is your mom so fat?
Because in a 3 4 5 triangle, your mum means that you must divide the answer by 0, effectively getting an immeasurable number, like your mothers bra size.
 

William MacKay

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if i ask a pointless question and recieve a pointless answer, and someone reads it and learns something from it, is it still pointless?
 

DoctorPhil

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If you were an estonian lesbian albino dwarf and could grant one wish, what would be

Your favorite plant
Your favorite celestial body
Your favorite pasttime
The first thing you'd do

and why?
 

Kargathia

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William MacKay said:
if i ask a pointless question and recieve a pointless answer, and someone reads it and learns something from it, is it still pointless?
Nope, then it suddenly gained the point that you need to get better at thinking up pointless questions.
 

crop52

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sergnb said:
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StellarViking said:
Here's one I've only ever gotten one satisfactory answer to:

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?
The tree will not make a sound unless an animal with working ears is around to convert the vibrations in the air into what is properly determined to be "sound".
It isn't sound until it enters an ear and is converted into such an experience.

Radeonx said:
Why am I the greatest person in the history of the universe?
Because that Narcissitic bastard in your head told you that you weren't, AND YOU PROVED HIM WRONG!
Incorrect: The sound understood as the colliding of different molecules in the space in forms of waves exists with or without any animal or person that receives that information in their ears. So yes, the tree makes a sound even if noone is around to hear it.
sound 1
n.
1.
a. Vibrations transmitted through an elastic solid or a liquid or gas, with frequencies in the approximate range of 20 to 20,000 hertz, capable of being detected by human organs of hearing.

did you read that? "capable of being detected by human organs of hearing"
and if nobody is around to hear it, then it can't be detected by human organs of hearing,

the dictionary rules over everything.
 

Old Father Eternity

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razerdoh said:
what is the meaning of life?
One's own thoughts on the matter
One is tired of this play, this tragedy of a life but the anwser to the age-old guestion is*To survive, to evolve, to continue striving towards higher goals* and therefor as a great artist once said ,,The show must go on'' . Wir müssen leben bis wir sterben- We must live or we die. And so we must continue playing our parts in this play, paradise on our right, hell on our left and the angel of Death behind us.
 

FWL_MeRc

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Dictonary is correct however, The Vibrations are still made when the tree falls and if a microphone was there it would pick up the sound.

So I am going with the it still makes a sound party sorry.