Random Answers for Random Idiots with Random Questions

[weker]

Here's one I've only ever gotten one satisfactory answer to:

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

The tree will not make a sound unless an animal with working ears is around to convert the vibrations in the air into what is properly determined to be "sound".
It isn't sound until it enters an ear and is converted into such an experience.

But sound is still yet to be written out as to if it means, vibration or when its received by an ear.

 

[Yossarian1507]

Will St. Louis Blues ever win a Stanley Cup?

 

[seidlet]

Will St. Louis Blues ever win a Stanley Cup?

good god, i hope not. i live in saint louis, and when the cardinals won the world series there were people partying in the street all goddamn night.

 

[restoshammyman]

If practise makes perfect, and no one is perfect, what does practice do?

this simply means that no one ever practices.


is this sentence false?

 

[retterkl]

Are the black bits in bananas tarantula eggs?

When you're upside down what way is up?

What does the scouter really say about his power level?

 

[retterkl]

is 28/2(9+3)=2 or 288?

best I could come up with

Neither. It's 168.
Parentheses first: 9+3=12
Division & Multiplication in order: 28/2=14, 14(12)=168.

You have to times out the brackets first...

28/2(9+3)

28/2(12)

28/24

=7/6 or 1.166666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666...

 

[Scrubiii]

is 28/2(9+3)=2 or 288?

best I could come up with

Neither. It's 168.
Parentheses first: 9+3=12
Division & Multiplication in order: 28/2=14, 14(12)=168.

You have to times out the brackets first...

28/2(9+3)

28/2(12)

28/24

=7/6 or 1.166666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666...

No, Kakulukia's right. You have to divide before you multiply so:
Brackets: 9+3=12
Division: 28/2=14
Multiplication: 14x12=168

Think of it like this if it helps (28/2)(9+3)=168

 

[Alade]

Can you see what makes cinnamon toast crunch so popular?

 

[TobiasMP]

why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Are the black bits in bananas tarantula eggs?

Mighty Boosh, I like it.

How far can a man walk in his lifetime, with 8 hours sleep a night, an average lifetime and walking speed, and sufficient nutrition acquired with a one hour rest per night?

 

[Porygon-2000]

What's it like being a lady?

Ya gain some parts and lose some others, that's about it (believe me, I tried...).

OT: Who is the Englishman?

 

[badgersprite]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Relatedly, if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

 

[Arqus_Zed]

If we are all but tainted coils of a 4-way Diablo standing on the Monolithic edge of a Silver Future, restlessly awaiting our inevitable demise in the Temple Of Your Dreams, how come God Says No against the Venus In Furs?

 

[C95J]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[ToxicOranges]

These are all questions my dad asked me when I was younger...

How many beans make 5?
How long is a piece of string?
What is half the half of 1 and a half?

 

[Fetzenfisch]

Do you actually speak German, and do I actually speak German?

Aber natürlich.

Ich war nicht unter Bezugnahme auf Sie

That definatly answers the question, it can't be you.




Question: Then who was phone?

 

[Life_Is_A_Mess]

Wow.. I'm baffled...

Try this one:

What is the number I'm thinking of (and say it in my native language).

 

[Rhymer]

is this sentence false?

A question cannot be false, therefore no.

 

[sergnb]

Here's one I've only ever gotten one satisfactory answer to:

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

The tree will not make a sound unless an animal with working ears is around to convert the vibrations in the air into what is properly determined to be "sound".
It isn't sound until it enters an ear and is converted into such an experience.

Why am I the greatest person in the history of the universe?

Because that Narcissitic bastard in your head told you that you weren't, AND YOU PROVED HIM WRONG!

Incorrect: The sound understood as the colliding of different molecules in the space in forms of waves exists with or without any animal or person that receives that information in their ears. So yes, the tree makes a sound even if noone is around to hear it.

 

[tokae]

Why do I always forget where I have put my keys?
And where did I put them!?!?!