Random Answers for Random Idiots with Random Questions

[TiloXofXTanto]

Does a set that contains all sets contain itself? (haha!)

yes, it contains itself an infinite number of times.

Why was Illidan not prepared?

Server problems.

How do furries justify the fact that the only difference between my porn and their porn is that their porn is slightly more similar to bestiality?

By saying that Men are attracted to female features, regardless of attached features, and by avoiding conversations the "incident" they've all had with their dogs.

Do you actually speak German, and do I actually speak German?

1. no
2. I would guess nein but hope with all my brain yes.

If all the trees in the forest fell, and nobody was around to notice, how much wood from that forest would a woodchuck be able to chuck?

12 pints worth (going by beer time that means 4 days worth for woodchucks)

I have a very basic understanding of the language, so it's probably not much better than google translate.

What group of people is my motto referring to?

My brain guesses Politicians, my friend on my shoulder here says ducks....
Assume I answer the first one
Though I will admit, I'm probably wrong.

Ducks? I think you're on to something, here. I'd never have thought of it. The sneaky, personal info stealing bastards....

That's what the shoulder friend said too.... DEATH TO THE DUCKS!!

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

can god create a rock so heavy that he cant lift it?

Look directly above your comment

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

How many shells does she sell by the sea shore?

Eight, She's a terrible saleswoman, who sucks at her job.

 

[ecoho]

How do furries justify the fact that the only difference between my porn and their porn is that their porn is slightly more similar to bestiality?

By saying that Men are attracted to female features, regardless of attached features, and by avoiding conversations the "incident" they've all had with their dogs.

Do you actually speak German, and do I actually speak German?

1. no
2. I would guess nein but hope with all my brain yes.

If all the trees in the forest fell, and nobody was around to notice, how much wood from that forest would a woodchuck be able to chuck?

12 pints worth (going by beer time that means 4 days worth for woodchucks)

I have a very basic understanding of the language, so it's probably not much better than google translate.

What group of people is my motto referring to?

My brain guesses Politicians, my friend on my shoulder here says ducks....
Assume I answer the first one
Though I will admit, I'm probably wrong.

ok new one why do mokeys throw their poo?
why are they makeing a kung fu panda 2?
will the captain america movie be good?
which of the doctors companions is the most dangerous?
was that the doctors kid at the end of the second half of this season premier?
How do you know all this stuff?
and finaly Are you an alian?!

1. Because it is a way to intimidate, distract, confuse, and wound the pride of attackers at the same time
2. Marketing
3. No, probably not, for without actual Commies, he is nothing
4. The 47th one, (you'll know why when she happens)
5. Marginally, but not really
6. I'm in a position of former power in the universe and I am currently winning.
7. No, I'm not an alian (a resident of Al) but I am an extraterrestrial.

ok last few questions before bed.
what is the best character to play in league of legends?
are you a cat or a dog person?
are you a boy or girl?
how many friend requests have you goten since posting this?
and finaly
WHY THE HELL DOES IT TAKE ONE AND A HALF YEARS TO FINISH FUCKING ROAD CONSTUCTION?!!!!!!!!!!

 

[blankedboy]

Haow do I maek cgi?

And if you don't get this right there's a link coming your way.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

How do furries justify the fact that the only difference between my porn and their porn is that their porn is slightly more similar to bestiality?

By saying that Men are attracted to female features, regardless of attached features, and by avoiding conversations the "incident" they've all had with their dogs.

Do you actually speak German, and do I actually speak German?

1. no
2. I would guess nein but hope with all my brain yes.

If all the trees in the forest fell, and nobody was around to notice, how much wood from that forest would a woodchuck be able to chuck?

12 pints worth (going by beer time that means 4 days worth for woodchucks)

I have a very basic understanding of the language, so it's probably not much better than google translate.

What group of people is my motto referring to?

My brain guesses Politicians, my friend on my shoulder here says ducks....
Assume I answer the first one
Though I will admit, I'm probably wrong.

ok new one why do mokeys throw their poo?
why are they makeing a kung fu panda 2?
will the captain america movie be good?
which of the doctors companions is the most dangerous?
was that the doctors kid at the end of the second half of this season premier?
How do you know all this stuff?
and finaly Are you an alian?!

1. Because it is a way to intimidate, distract, confuse, and wound the pride of attackers at the same time
2. Marketing
3. No, probably not, for without actual Commies, he is nothing
4. The 47th one, (you'll know why when she happens)
5. Marginally, but not really
6. I'm in a position of former power in the universe and I am currently winning.
7. No, I'm not an alian (a resident of Al) but I am an extraterrestrial.

ok last few questions before bed.
what is the best character to play in league of legends?
are you a cat or a dog person?
are you a boy or girl?
how many friend requests have you goten since posting this?
and finaly
WHY THE HELL DOES IT TAKE ONE AND A HALF YEARS TO FINISH FUCKING ROAD CONSTUCTION?!!!!!!!!!!

1. No idea, never (seriously) played it
2. Dog person, Cats are a species with a language... That I can understand, and cats are rude as hell
3. Neither, but I have a male-oriented personality
4. 0
5. Because construction workers hate having to place mile after mile after mile after mile after mile after mile after mile (tapers off)

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Haow do I maek cgi?

And if you don't get this right there's a link coming your way.

hmm, I'd say that it requires a mix of complex computer programming I can't comprehend in my current depreciated state, green screen of some sort, graphic designers, possibly mocap for some, and slower than average cameras.

 

[gostlyfantom]

are you as clever as I think you are?

 

[blankedboy]

Haow do I maek cgi?

And if you don't get this right there's a link coming your way.

hmm, I'd say that it requires a mix of complex computer programming I can't comprehend in my current depreciated state, green screen of some sort, graphic designers, possibly mocap for some, and slower than average cameras.

 

[sylekage]

Can all the religions in all the world actually be one giant religion that has branched off into smaller religions that may or may not have broken off completely?

COMPLETE THE SENTENCE:
This is my rifle this is my gun! This one for ______ This one for ____!

How many halo rings are there in 2?

What is Bobby Kotick?

Captcha: iredite was

Iredite was what?! WHAT MAN?!

 

[sylekage]

Is it a puma, a walrus, or a warthog?

I thought it was a chupa- thingy?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Is it a puma, a walrus, or a warthog?

Obviously a walrus, for they are aquatic

are you as clever as I think you are?

Probably not, Humans tend to over-idolize things

Can all the religions in all the world actually be one giant religion that has branched off into smaller religions that may or may not have broken off completely?

COMPLETE THE SENTENCE:
This is my rifle this is my gun! This one for ______ This one for ____!

How many halo rings are there in 2?

What is Bobby Kotick?

Captcha: iredite was

Iredite was what?! WHAT MAN?!

1.Yup, because that's what they are.
2. Fighting...Fun
3. 5.14197989.......
4. A CEO (in other words an ass in disguise as an important person in a company)
5. Iredite was three things, the ninth ruler of the might Effelise empire of 3246 (established on the planet Flvk), a material invented to cure the great galactic plague of jel(chicken pox for you guys), and a type of flammable gas produced by arcing antimatter electrical parts.

 

[mysecondlife]

Here's one I've only ever gotten one satisfactory answer to:

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

answer me this instead

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Here's one I've only ever gotten one satisfactory answer to:

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

answer me this instead

Yup, the crushed psychology of the child will be sign enough.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

I shall return tomorrow, for Melatonin dost call me to my quarters, for this human shell is filled with such terrible needs.

Sayonara.
佐用なら　شىي ةثققغ بعؤنهىل ؤاقهسفةشس

 

[Da Chi]

You're Jesus aren't you?

 

[Da Chi]

Oh! and Thor's hammer (couldn't be arsed to look up the spelling at the moment) is a weapon of such power that it's weight is incomprehensible.
How is it that Thor can lift it?

 

[gostlyfantom]

are you just looking up each answer on the internet?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Alright, one more set

Can you pick up chicks in a tank?

No, because they will shoot you with the tank they're driving.

You're Jesus aren't you?

I'm offended, I hate that guy. Stole the equivalent of 20 bucks from me one time, told me to turn the other cheek. Got nicer later though, but I still don't trust him.

Oh! and Thor's hammer (couldn't be arsed to look up the spelling at the moment) is a weapon of such power that it's weight is incomprehensible.
How is it that Thor can lift it?

If Thor's hammer's weight is incomprehensible, then it is immeasurable, and since having infinite weight is impossible, it must have an imaginary weight. Thor's hammer has negative weight, in being the square root of a negative number in weight and can therefore be picked up by dust.

are you just looking up each answer on the internet?

Is the Pope a Muslim?
If I looked it up, it wouldn't be random now would it.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Why are there 6 petals when there are only 4 directions?

Because Sheila is a work of art and needs no sanity.