Random Answers for Random Idiots with Random Questions

[Redingold]

Do all non-trivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function have a real part of 1/2?

 

[elilupe]

What's the baby using?

 

[HiC]

am i wasting my time here?

 

[Flying Pilgrim]

Why does the universe revolve around me?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Here is one:

Why are men selfish bastards?

and in continuation of that question:

Why do women keep pointing that fact out, to prove their superiority, when doing that proves that they are not superior, but equal to men as they are not above arrogance?

Also, Captcha: einalfi surface,

...

what is that?

1) sorry, my fault. I instilled a kind of narcissistic quality into human males during 12000 BCE
2) See above and replace narcissistic with contradicting and male with female
3) a type of compound that causes 120% energy reflections.

Oooooohhhhhh... that makes since...

now, for the third question, where would it be possible to find, or make, this compound? never know when I'll need 120% energy reflection... unless... you do?

Unfortunately it is impossible in this section of the universe, and assuming you are made of matter, you are incapable of holding the necessary Queznol that is used to catalyze the reaction.

What is the worst type of fan fiction?
What is a popular place meme's are defined on the internet?

1. The kind that goes into excruciating detail and involves 2 or more characters engaging in acts of promiscuity
2. Memebase or the brains of everyone who travels the internet.

When was Goku's ability to breath in space retconned in the Manga Dragonball?
What are the 3 forms of Haki in one piece and what do they do?
What is Earth prime look like in DC comics and what was it caused by?

1. when Argon began to react with Neon using London dispersion forces
2. No idea, didn't watch enough the show
3. See number one for cause and it looked like whatever ad you currently see in the bottom right corner

 

[WanderingFool]

am i wasting my time here?

I think the answer to that question depends... are you wasting your time here?

 

[A Shadows Age]

Here's one I've only ever gotten one satisfactory answer to:

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

If it falls on my pickup, there at that spot, sound will most definitely be found.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Do all non-trivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function have a real part of 1/2?

Depends, original rule set or Flentillian rule set.

Because the answer is either yes or Neckties.

 

[Burningsok]

would cthulu be willing to sit down with us escapist members and have a cup of tea with some crumpets.

 

[HiC]

am i wasting my time here?

I think the answer to that question depends... are you wasting your time here?

i don't know, am i wasting my time here?
capatcha: mmostar vest

 

[Ogargd]

Why did god make me an atheist?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

What's the baby using?

heroin

am i wasting my time here?

Depends, is it lunchtime?

Why does the universe revolve around me?

Because you are a black hole full of the mass that is Narcissism. (I apologize for causing that.

 

[HiC]

am i wasting my time here?

almost

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

would cthulu be willing to sit down with us escapist members and have a cup of tea with some crumpets.

Yes, but only if you promise to sacrifice 2000 children to the mighty dark lord. Chtulu fhtagn.

Why did god make me an atheist?

He didn't, I did, just to spite the cocky imaginary bastard. That'll teach him to insult my work.

 

[Redingold]

Do all non-trivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function have a real part of 1/2?

Depends, original rule set or Flentillian rule set.

Because the answer is either yes or Neckties.

if a tree falls in the forest and no-one is around to see it fall, does it actually fall?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

OP, you are officially my hero.

Danke shen friend.

Das ist etwas störend

My question is, how badly did google translate butcher that?

to the point of it being disturbing, (rim shot)
[translates as "This is a bit disturbing"]

am i wasting my time here?

almost

Then no, but if Lunch starts and you're still here, I'm bashing your head in for wasting such critical time.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Do all non-trivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function have a real part of 1/2?

Depends, original rule set or Flentillian rule set.

Because the answer is either yes or Neckties.

if a tree falls in the forest and no-one is around to see it fall, does it actually fall?

ayup, because the tree is able to perceive itself falling, and surrounding trees are able to perceive it as well, it invariably passes through all points needed to count as falling.

 

[HiC]

am i wasting my time here?

almost

Then no, but if Lunch starts and you're still here, I'm bashing your head in for wasting such critical time.

i have to go buy lunch soon. should i eat the meat or chips first?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

am i wasting my time here?

almost

Then no, but if Lunch starts and you're still here, I'm bashing your head in for wasting such critical time.

i have to go buy lunch soon. should i eat the meat or chips first?

neither, eat them simultaneously, FOR THE CHALLENGE!

 

[ecoho]

Question: what is the deal with the US? Why do they not adopt the metric system?

If x = 4 and y = 5, then why is your mom so fat?

It's a condition and she doesn't like to talk about it. But if x = 3, then it's because of genes. If y = 7, it's always because of her lack of exercise. If x is inverted and multiplied by the power of 2, it's because my dad was a chubby chaser and she stayed that way for him.

Here's one I've only ever gotten one satisfactory answer to:

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Yes. The laws of physics and everything we know about the origin and properties of sound dictate that it does every time. Besides, forest critters hear the crash; if we could find a way to communicate with them, they would describe the sounds of falling trees that didn't get heard by humans.

Actually it doesn't.

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?...y+is+around+to+hear+it,+does+it+make+a+sound?

And if you take the question seriously, I think you have to assume there is no living thing nearby, not just no humans.

Sound is simply vibration. It's the energy of the molecules in the air transferring from one another. Regardless of whether an ear is there to receive the message or not, the sound still exists as a temporary, ever-fading release of energy.

OT: What does it mean to be Australian?

Pride. Pride and Beer. Pride and Beer and no fear of lethal flora and fauna. But mostly Pride.

why should we change to metric? ours is better

OP:
which is more dangerous a dragon, a unicorn, or a vampire?
Why are english dubs so bad?
what color does a smerf turn if you choke them?
Why do people feak out about games?
WTF is with austalias gaming laws?
what would happen if the US, Britan, and china all decided to unite as one faction and counquer the world?
why do people like obama?
What do you think the US founding fathers would do if they met the current party factions?