random superpower thread.

[Binkan]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Memory_Implantation

Well, So i'll just go ahead and re-write all the memory of you guys having any power how'd ya like that? Now you can't have any fun because im the destroyer of fun, so whenever you have any fun i'll be there and re-write your memories of fun to sad Something tells me that i'll have a lot of fun with this power

 

[MiskWisk]

Oh yes! My favourite recurring thread!

And the random power this time is candy manipulation [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Candy_Manipulation].

Applications include: creating/generating/increasing candy, create sugar crystals to make armour or weapons, turn candy into weapons, candy-kinesis, manipulating taste of candy and creating living candy constructs. Techniques include turning people into candy.

Behold my awesome theme song! Bow before its greatness and tremble all ye mortals!


(I never thought I would be able to use that)

So, what are my plans then. Hmm. I suppose I could just turn myself into a billionaire and form a monopoly on the candy industry. Then, was global saturation has reached maximum, I shall use the candy army that I will have spread across the world to launch a surprise attack on mankind and the candy constructs will seal all of humanity inside of them to act as a power source. Finally, I shall use the world as a vessel by covering it in a candy shell that will explode, catapulting me and my army across the stars to seed new worlds in an ever growing candy empire. MUAHAHAHAHA!

Or I could just stop at the being rich part. That would be easier.

 

[Trippy Turtle]

I got Air Imprisonment.
I'd win any normal fight and I can stop car crashes and stuff I guess.
I'd probably just ruin my enemies attempts at playing sport though.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

I got candy manipulation

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Candy_Manipulation

That's pretty sweet, I guess.

Edit: Second roll. Anarchy Inducement http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anarchy_Inducement

Neat, but I have no idea how to use it, unless I plan to export anarchy in to authoriterian countries.

 

[Baron Tanks]

First try, I got Power Absorption http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Absorption

I don't have to tell anyone why that's useful. One caveat though, depending on what universe we exist in, I'd have to find someone else with superpowers first before it becomes useful. But if it works a bit like the Absorbing Man on Agents of Shield, I can transform into basically anything at will. It's a pretty cool power either way!

 

[MiskWisk]

I... I... what?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Culinary_Intuition

Well, aside from becoming the most amazing cook ever I would have a great tool to seduce dem ladies... Who doesn't want a nice meal?

Hmmm. It appears our powers [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Candy_Manipulation] align. Join me! With your cooking skills and my ability to mass produce tasty candy, we could monopolise the food industry and conquer the world! Not even the current gods of this thread (tf2godz, Semi-DemiFiend and njrk97) could stop us!

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

I Got Super Form.

Technically there isn't really any sort of limit with that so I'll just say my super Form let's m do whatever is convenient for the plot.

tf2godz... I think you've met your match. I'm coming for you...

(AFTER A BRIEF FIGHT)
WHAT IS THIS POWER? YOU WEREN'T THIS POWERFUL WHEN WE STARTED FIGHTING. WHAT'S GOING ON?

Well when we started fighting I soon realized my Super-Duper-Double-Decker-Mega-Awesome-Form wasn't enough to best you so in the split second you sort of half sneezed I transformed into my Time Master form and went back in time to train and search for the 7 legen-dairy cheese wheels . Within that time I realized a new power within... I realized and gave rise to the power of cheese! Now with this power I have achieved my Super Duper Triple Decker Quintuple Pounder Super Mega Ultra form of incredible Awesomeness (with Extra Cheese)! And in this form I am truly invincible and all powerful!...until the next series where you get revived somehow and the writers come up with some poorly thought out explanation for why I can't access my most powerful forms and curbstomp you from the get go.

....no..no..NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!! THIS CAN BE! I'M A GOD YOU ARE A LITTLE BEAR! I CAN CRUSH GALAXYS WITH ONE HAND! YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THEN ME BECAUSE OF CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!! I WILL SHOW YOU THE TRUE POWERS OF A GOD NOW DIE MORTAL AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

(Fires a nuclear beam at Semi-DemiFiend)

(Assumes Pure Energy Form and absorbs said beam) Don't you get it? My powers are vague enough to let get away with any thing!

(FIRES BEAM BACK AT ME AND HIT ME)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! THIS CAN'T BE!!! I'M A GOD AND I WAS DEFEATED BY CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!! AAAAAA
(explodes as Semi-DemiFiend walk away like in power rangers)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence is what i rolled...GO figure
(Suddenly on a cliff above the battle, a cliff that randomly appeared)
No tf2Godz i don't believe you will be dying right now, continue on your mission for world conquest or whatever your petty mind wishes and i will take care of Semi-DemiFeind for now. Thanks to my absolute restoration power i restore Semi to the state where in you were not transformed and thanks to my boundaries manipulation i now make it so that even if you do transform you will be weaker. I destroy the cheese aswell cause cheese is icky.

(grows to giant monster size like in power rangers)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I AM REBORN! NOW NO ONE CAN STOP ME! NO ONE AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(goes to destroy Semi-DemiFiend town)

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cartoon_Physics

Now this is a superpower made for me. Aside from immortality and omnipotence, it's tailor made for dicking about. Even comes with sound effects. Perfect.

 

[dreng3]

I got
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Catoptromancy

This really should have gone to a bigger perv than me, though The NSA might want to employ me.

Captcha: "How quaint" Indeed Captcha, indeed.

 

[kickassfrog]

At least my beard wouldn't need to look ginger anymore.

If you mean your beard has ginger in it, but you don't have ginger hair generally (i.e. on your head), then I used to suffer the same problem. Mine dropped out as I got older though (that is, both the ginger and my head hair).

It doesn't even look that ginger overall, it's just mainly a summer thing.
Also my head hair is likely going soon as well. We wouldn't happen to be related, would we?

 

[Nosirrah]

Reversed Vocifery.

Anything I say is wrong.
I can control time and space by lying.
Awesome.

 

[chocolate pickles]

Tactical analysis

... That ain't a power! That's a skill! If this is what we constitute as a power these days, then add my supreme 'delicious bacon sandwich making' power to the wiki.

On second thought, though, maybe this is the power needed to defeat the tyrannical 'tf2godz' and his legion of damned followers. It'll be like batman vs superman, though this batman has an growing waist line, better hair, and a slight tic tax addiction.

 

[DevilishGryphon]

Nonexistance: This ability allows the user to completely annihilate anything and everything, without any protection nor exception of any kind.

I'm happy with that, come at me bro...

 

[Lera00]

Well, i rolled the dice and i got:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Creator
That means that i am the omnipotent creator of all universes!!!

 

[FPLOON]

<link=http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/System_Manipulation>System Manipulation

They say "fate" has a name...
That name is FPLOON![footnote]Fuh-ploon![/footnote]
I just can't control "chance"...
I ain't no buffoon!

 

[deathwing2000]

Misdirection
The user can make others lose their way, causing any/all attempt by the victim to determine their position fail, for example trying to navigate by the stars or landmarks will cause fog, GPS will malfunction, maps or roadsigns will be destroyed or incorrect.
Cool, I guess. Can never lose hide and seek.

 

[Jak2364]

Hell yeah, Darkness Embodiment! I guess it's time to see if the powers of evil can be used for good? Or I suppose I could just become the best infiltrator ever.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I got Space Depletion.

The user can deplete three-dimensional space, controlling the distance between two different points of spatial locations. Since space basically acts as a boundary of existence for all, if the space around any matter or energy is depleted, then the said matter would also be erased from existence.

Spoiler: What the power can do

Distance Manipulation by adding or depleting space in between two points.

Teleportation by adding or deleting space in between oneself and target.

Matter Annihilation by erasing any matter or energy alongside a region of space.

Spatial Slicing by erasing a sliver of space and whatever is inside it.

Portal Creation by removing the spatial barrier to create an inter-dimensional wormhole.

Dimensional Travel by removing a section of the space barrier that separates different worlds.

Yep nothing more to say other than, I'm pretty powerful, go me.