Rapture Tomorrow

[Joshimodo]

According to Harold Camping, an evangelist that predicted the end of the world back in '82 I think, tomorrow is the Rapture. And he has made sure we all hear about it.

http://www.ajc.com/lifestyle/will-christ-return-may-945589.html
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-20064290-10391704.html
http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/
http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/wecanknow/

He's put up, like, 2,200 billboards, plenty of sign-holders, a few accounts made to post on videos "May 21st is Judgement day" yatta yatta yatta.
So, even though this contradicts the bible ("No man shall know the day." "Beware false prophets." "Not even angels know the day."), what do you think?

Rapture today, actually. Timezones, motherfuckers.




I can see Jesus walking around outside, shouting at people. Seems annoyed.

Could be a drunk guy, though.

 

[scyrin]

rapture tomorrow huh....i should screw with some people and leave random clothes around a church xP

 

[Buizel91]

Well today is the day...don't know about anyone else but i feel fine... xD

I hope this makes it in the news... i can see it on the BBC now

"End of the world...Fails!"

 

[Baneat]

Can I has your stuff?

Not seen a single person who actually believes this shit.

 

[Fbuh]

Ironic, because it will be my one year anniversary of working at Wal-Mart.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

This apocolypse crap is so often people dont believe in it anymore

I bet if they repeated the War of the Worlds thing on like TV, it would be more believed because of the newer generations not knowing about it. ALthough that would cause suicide, which nobody wants xP

 

[Capcom4ever]

Actually, the Rapture can be avoided. See, Camping said it'll hit at 6. So it'll hit an hour later per time zone. We can actually escape this if we all circumvent the globe. Duh, winning.

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=199628070081553

 

[superdelux]

Tomorrow im going to spend all day preaching the words of Atheism while occasionally flipping of the sky saying "BRING IT *****" and when nothing happens i shall laugh a hardy i-told-you-so laugh.

 

[0p3rati0n]

Now I'm going to go buy a whole bunch of shoes and put dry ice in it so it has this vapor coming out of it. Probably freak some people out.

 

[0p3rati0n]

rapture tomorrow huh....i should screw with some people and leave random clothes around a church xP

Also get shoes and put dry ice in it. That way it looks like people got vap orised! X'D

 

[Genixma]

I think...the only song I'll listen to tomorrow is "It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I feel fine)" by R.E.M.

 

[Condor219]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY
I will be playing this in excess tomorrow.

Edit: You've gotta be kidding. Ninja'd like I've never been ninja'd before.

 

[rutger5000]

End of the world, sounds like fun.

 

[Captain Bobbossa]

Well in Britain it's Saturday already and no Rapture yet.... do you think the differant time zones where taken into account?

 

[Rusty pumpkin]

It is extremely unlikely anything will happen. Every single generation insists that it's only a couple of years or months until Jesus comes back. So far, they've all been wrong, and I see no evidence that this Camping fellow is any less wrong. As stated before, all he's done has been to create some crazy calculations, based on nonsense, that state that the world will end on the 21st of May.

You know those old homeless, mentally ill people who stand on street-corners saying "The end is nigh, the end is nigh"? You don't pay attention to them do you? Well, why would you start paying attention to them if they started putting up billboards? If I could draw an editorial cartoon, I would have the first panel depicting a homeless man holding a sign saying "the end is near", with the caption "Crazy Man", and the second panel will be harold camping holding up a sign 50x larger saying "The end is nigh", and the media swarming about him with the caption "Media sensation!". Because that's how I see it - the only difference between Camping and the old bearded homeless street-corner prophet is the size of his sign.

We shouldn't pay any attention to him. He's been wrong before (he predicted the world would end in 1994), and he's almost certainly wrong this time. I'm not a religious person, but even the religious people I know write him off as a complete loony.

You know what they say, it's not the size of your sign, but how you use it.
On topic, I can't wait to see the looks on his and his insane followers faces when they wake up tommorow. Otherwise, I'll eat my hat (which I have none of) and see you all in hell, cause any deity willing to blow up the world obviously doesn't give a damn.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

I will be playing the oath to order tonight.

It just seems like the right thing to do.

 

[Timmehexas]

We've been raptured for a bit over 9 hours over here in Australia, come on guys what's taking you so long? Hells got a kick-ass barbecue happening for all the newcomers.

 

[templargunman]

People have claimed dates for the rapture dozens of times, every time they are wrong. I'm just excited to see their excuses.

 

[TheDutchin]

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/memes-does-everyone-have-their-rapture-buddy.jpg

I really don't think that the rapture is happening tomorrow, and I'm definitely going to be doing what that pic suggests I do hahaha it should be most hilarious

 

[scorptatious]

I hate it when people who talk about when the world is going to end. Not only are they being stupid, but they're being downers as well.