That.....is fucking hilarious on a number of levels and the greatest form of trolling I have ever seen.
I meant ninja wolves in a more literal sense, but that'll do.Rigs83 said:MetaMop said:He may as well called himself Trent Steelgun, and claimed he was raised by ninja wolves.
You mean this. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfbgxPv4XKE]
someone needs to write that book....NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDaystar Clarion said:I should have realised this when I got to the part in the book where the S.A.S went back in time and shot all the dinosaurs, causing the real extinction...
[small]Not really, but that would be a fucking awesome book...[/small]
ANYONE could instantly tell this was bull the moment they read about him entering the Marine Corps at the age of 12. You cannot enter any military branch unless you're 18, or 17 with parental permission. Even then, in World War 2, around 15-16 was the lowest someone could lie about their age and get away with it, but in the 60's it was harder to hide, and to enter at 12? Not even possible. At all.Kelthurin said:The red flag was this; "Hammersmith's life was hardcore military from the get-go: his father fired live rounds at him when he was eight years old "to desensitize him" and then turned him over to a United States Marine Corps program when he was 12."
Please.
Hey man, don't talk about stuff like that. Dinosaurs have been scientifically proven to be commmunist. You have no idea what those soldiers went through.Daystar Clarion said:I should have realised this when I got to the part in the book where the S.A.S went back in time and shot all the dinosaurs, causing the real extinction...
[small]Not really, but that would be a fucking awesome book...[/small]
I'm on it!little.09 said:someone needs to write that book....NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDaystar Clarion said:I should have realised this when I got to the part in the book where the S.A.S went back in time and shot all the dinosaurs, causing the real extinction...
[small]Not really, but that would be a fucking awesome book...[/small]
The US has the JROTC, and Canada has the Cadets (Air, Army, Sea) but those are one night per week things, it's not like actually joining the military except in the amount of fucking paperwork, seriously, I'm enlisting to be a Canadian officer and the process is hilarious.MetaMop said:Do the US Marines typically recruit 12 year olds? Is there an after school program or something, like the scouts only with more neck snapping?
No that was the Fight Club way more baddass ^^Rigs83 said:Isn't rule number one of being a super secret black ops operative is not to talk about what you have done?
i always thought you get auto-recruited the moment you drop out of school no matter what age.MetaMop said:Do the US Marines typically recruit 12 year olds? Is there an after school program or something, like the scouts only with more neck snapping?
Hey man, You worked on the anti delta ninja squad, no kidding, I was one of the original Ultra Mecha Eagle Destroyers, the names Flint Ironstag, did you know Buck Plankchest?Saucycardog said:Hey man, don't talk about stuff like that. Dinosaurs have been scientifically proven to be commmunist. You have no idea what those soldiers went through.Daystar Clarion said:I should have realised this when I got to the part in the book where the S.A.S went back in time and shot all the dinosaurs, causing the real extinction...
[small]Not really, but that would be a fucking awesome book...[/small]
I would have guessed this guy was fake. I would have seen him in the military when I worked in theanti Ninja delta squad
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I'm sorry, I glanced at the author's name on the cover page and the Lt. is covered and I thought the Col. was Cpl.llafnwod said:Hey, that's Lieutenant Colonel Wolfgang Hammersmith. Get it straight.
That's exactly what I was thinking. What next, we find out that Einstein stole the Theory of Relativity from someonecairocat said:Let me be one of the many here to say Tropic Thunder.