"Real Black Ops" Author Outed as a Fraud

maddawg IAJI

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That.....is fucking hilarious on a number of levels and the greatest form of trolling I have ever seen.
 

MetaMop

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Rigs83 said:
MetaMop said:
He may as well called himself Trent Steelgun, and claimed he was raised by ninja wolves.

You mean this. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfbgxPv4XKE]
I meant ninja wolves in a more literal sense, but that'll do.
 

kokirisoldier

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Soooooo....what you're telling me is he's and even CRAZIER version of Tom Clancy, and a liar.

Seriously though being in the military, being on the same post as the 10th Special Forces Group...just effin talk to them! They are still normal people, they still drink beer on weekends and drive normal cars. No silly cybernetic implants or laser gun crap.

If you see a guy with a green beret just talk to them.
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
I should have realised this when I got to the part in the book where the S.A.S went back in time and shot all the dinosaurs, causing the real extinction...


[small]Not really, but that would be a fucking awesome book...[/small]
someone needs to write that book....NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
 

Devil's Due

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The red flag was this; "Hammersmith's life was hardcore military from the get-go: his father fired live rounds at him when he was eight years old "to desensitize him" and then turned him over to a United States Marine Corps program when he was 12."

Please.
ANYONE could instantly tell this was bull the moment they read about him entering the Marine Corps at the age of 12. You cannot enter any military branch unless you're 18, or 17 with parental permission. Even then, in World War 2, around 15-16 was the lowest someone could lie about their age and get away with it, but in the 60's it was harder to hide, and to enter at 12? Not even possible. At all.

Next, why the hell would he be an officer? Most special ops are enlisted, as officers are considered too high-priority to be in such situations, even then a Lt. Col?! Are you kidding me?

Lastly, anyone who did any sort of special ops missions are held accountable by law not to disclose ANY information other than the released info on the missions, and doing so could easily have yourself imprisoned for an in indefinite amount of time for treason.

If people really took this book seriously, I suppose I'll just have to frown and wonder what else they believe as well.
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
I should have realised this when I got to the part in the book where the S.A.S went back in time and shot all the dinosaurs, causing the real extinction...


[small]Not really, but that would be a fucking awesome book...[/small]
Hey man, don't talk about stuff like that. Dinosaurs have been scientifically proven to be commmunist. You have no idea what those soldiers went through.

I would have guessed this guy was fake. I would have seen him in the military when I worked in the anti Ninja delta squad

This message has just been classified.
 

MetaMop

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Do the US Marines typically recruit 12 year olds? Is there an after school program or something, like the scouts only with more neck snapping?
 

Blair Bennett

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little.09 said:
Daystar Clarion said:
I should have realised this when I got to the part in the book where the S.A.S went back in time and shot all the dinosaurs, causing the real extinction...


[small]Not really, but that would be a fucking awesome book...[/small]
someone needs to write that book....NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I'm on it!

But seriously, just reading this little synopsis there was enough to ascertain that it was bullshit. Hell, the author's name was enough. People even took him seriously? What for?!

Someone else used the term "bad military fanfiction" and honestly, I can't think of a better way to put it.
 

robodukky

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I'd be surprised if anyone actually does still believe Wolfgang, but then again some people will believe anything these days.
 

Jfswift

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If he really did those things, and there were considered classified then he'd be in hot water for divulging that sort of information. I doubt he's real either.
 

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MetaMop said:
Do the US Marines typically recruit 12 year olds? Is there an after school program or something, like the scouts only with more neck snapping?
The US has the JROTC, and Canada has the Cadets (Air, Army, Sea) but those are one night per week things, it's not like actually joining the military except in the amount of fucking paperwork, seriously, I'm enlisting to be a Canadian officer and the process is hilarious.
 

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Rigs83 said:
Isn't rule number one of being a super secret black ops operative is not to talk about what you have done?
No that was the Fight Club ;) way more baddass ^^

MetaMop said:
Do the US Marines typically recruit 12 year olds? Is there an after school program or something, like the scouts only with more neck snapping?
i always thought you get auto-recruited the moment you drop out of school no matter what age.
 

RangerSERE

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You mean some guy used a popular title of a video game as a foothold against people who havent the first clue about serving in the military (although in their minds they do) were easy prey for a con about a subject they know nothing about? Im speechless.
 

Hero in a half shell

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Saucycardog said:
Daystar Clarion said:
I should have realised this when I got to the part in the book where the S.A.S went back in time and shot all the dinosaurs, causing the real extinction...


[small]Not really, but that would be a fucking awesome book...[/small]
Hey man, don't talk about stuff like that. Dinosaurs have been scientifically proven to be commmunist. You have no idea what those soldiers went through.

I would have guessed this guy was fake. I would have seen him in the military when I worked in the anti Ninja delta squad

This message has just been classified.
Hey man, You worked on the anti delta ninja squad, no kidding, I was one of the original Ultra Mecha Eagle Destroyers, the names Flint Ironstag, did you know Buck Plankchest?
 

Rigs83

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I think I found video evidence of Wolfgang Hammersmith various postings around the world.

 

HigherTomorrow

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llafnwod said:
Hey, that's Lieutenant Colonel Wolfgang Hammersmith. Get it straight.
I'm sorry, I glanced at the author's name on the cover page and the Lt. is covered and I thought the Col. was Cpl.

I meant no offense towards Lieutenant Colonel Wolfgang Hammersmith, and I thank him for the sacrifices he has made for my country.
 

Aiddon_v1legacy

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cairocat said:
Let me be one of the many here to say Tropic Thunder.
That's exactly what I was thinking. What next, we find out that Einstein stole the Theory of Relativity from someone