"Real Black Ops" Author Outed as a Fraud

[Motiv_]

Yeah, that sucks.

On another note.

Hey guys, I'm writing a book about my time spent as a Delta Force operative, serving under the command of 5 Star General Chuck Norris. Our missions included the JFK assassination Bay of Pigs invasion, in where we failed the invasion, but killed the mecha-zombie Hitler that Castro was attempting to resurrect on the island.

 

[Outamyhead]

My granddad was in the combined ops during WWII, and he never really spoke of what happened, let alone write a book about it, anyone who does normally remains anonymous or keeps the details vague.

 

[scar_47]

Not a surprise look at how ridiculous some of what he said sounds, not to mention even if he was a "super secret soldier" there'd still be certain information on him just not on what ops he was involved with glad this sack of shit got found out he dishonours those who've searved their country.

 

[sulld1]

Did he think that no one would look into this? well obviously he didn't. Christ this man is dim witted... however if he was actually in the military I'll feel pretty bad having said this.

 

[archvile93]

The red flag was this; "Hammersmith's life was hardcore military from the get-go: his father fired live rounds at him when he was eight years old "to desensitize him" and then turned him over to a United States Marine Corps program when he was 12."

Please.

That's kind of what I was thinking. Does anyone here who would know this kind of thing know if the marines recruit anyone under the age of eighteen? I was under the impression they didn't.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

My stuff is so Black it is INVISIBLE!

 

[Something Amyss]

This should have been obvious from his use of the word "noob" to describe enemy combatants. also, when do you respawn in real life?

 

[Fuselage]

Yeah, that sucks.

On another note.

Hey guys, I'm writing a book about my time spent as a Delta Force operative, serving under the command of 5 Star General Chuck Norris. Our missions included the JFK assassination Bay of Pigs invasion, in where we failed the invasion, but killed the mecha-zombie Hitler that Castro was attempting to resurrect on the island.

Really? I think I served with you, Remember that mission when we went after Godzilla?

 

[Danish rage]

The red flag was this; "Hammersmith's life was hardcore military from the get-go: his father fired live rounds at him when he was eight years old "to desensitize him" and then turned him over to a United States Marine Corps program when he was 12."

Please.

exactly, where the fuck where social sevices.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

Am I the only one having a Tropic Thunder flashback?

i was going to post the exact same thing !

 

[Devious Boomer]

Those shotgun shells look deliciously shiny. I wonder if it's only just brass...
The title was already shifty enough, then you have the weirdo name and the backstory.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

Wow what a fail. The best part is that he moved his books to "fiction". Yeah that helps your credibility :/

 

[Motiv_]

Yeah, that sucks.

On another note.

Hey guys, I'm writing a book about my time spent as a Delta Force operative, serving under the command of 5 Star General Chuck Norris. Our missions included the JFK assassination Bay of Pigs invasion, in where we failed the invasion, but killed the mecha-zombie Hitler that Castro was attempting to resurrect on the island.

Really? I think I served with you, Remember that mission when we went after Godzilla?

Rule one of Delta Force. Don't talk about Delta Force.

 

[Ziadaine_v1legacy]

Considering the asshat never once mentioned Aussies in the CoD games when we clearly were in the war, it doesn't surprise me he's a filthy fraud.

 

[aPod]

Usually guys who really are in special forces, and do the stuff we never hear about don't like talking about it. Those guy's are as hard as steel and sharp. They never enter the unknown. If you don't get that it's fine but you enter into the unknown you get shot or stabbed or something unpleasant they aren't the types to get befuddled in this kind of mess.

 

[Brian Hendershot]

Am I the only one having a Tropic Thunder flashback?

Am I the only one mad that this guy beat me to a joke?!! Now I have nothing to say. Other than that. And this...

 

[templargunman]

Am I the only one having a Tropic Thunder flashback?

It would have been AWESOME if nobody had found out he was a fraud until a movie was being made. It would have been the exact same plot. EXACTLY the same, down to the actors being captured by drug lords, why that would happen in real life, I don't know. But it would, because that would make everything awesome.

 

[Loonerinoes]

Yeah, that sucks.

On another note.

Hey guys, I'm writing a book about my time spent as a Delta Force operative, serving under the command of 5 Star General Chuck Norris. Our missions included the JFK assassination Bay of Pigs invasion, in where we failed the invasion, but killed the mecha-zombie Hitler that Castro was attempting to resurrect on the island.

Really? I think I served with you, Remember that mission when we went after Godzilla?

Rule one of Delta Force. Don't talk about Delta Force.

You just talked about it when you talked about not talking about it. The only way you could not have talked about it was to not talk about it to begin with. /end Bernard mode from Yes, Minister

 

[Sniper Team 4]

Surviving 86 black operations and not having any "damage", whether physical or mental, seems impossible. Having a father shoot live rounds at a child and not get reported to authorities IS impossible.

 

[Flauros]

Im writing a book of my own lifestory. Its called Call of Modern Warfare Mass Effect: Zombie Mode.

Its an autobiography. Its about how i was born from a missile hitting a woman in the stomach, causing me to explode with HARDCORE 1337 skills. At 5 months old I baby vomited so hard, i took out an entire viet kong squad which was sent BACK IN TIME to destory me. My first car was a tank. My first tank was a fighter jet. . When i turned 14, then sent me into africa to rescue the president, in which i only used ONE HIT KILL throwing knives.

They said i was hacking.

They were wrong.

edit: I read the entire forum posts at professional soldiers dot com. At the end...i clapped.