Real-life porn scenarios

[theparsonski]

Thank's a lot. Especially for believing me.
For obvious reasons I can't exactly freely share it with everyone.
Truth is stranger than fiction after all.

Captcha: you first. I agree. C'mon OP, give us your naughty, sexy story

Where the fuck were all these hot, horny, lonely MILF teachers when I was in school? This is starting to piss me off. Every two days you hear of some hot chick shagging one of her students. Meanwhile old Smash spent his school days in classes with old farts and one single hot teacher in the entire school. And she was a lesbian.

Captcha: silver lining. I guess the silver lining is I didn't get caught up in a media shit storm about a student boning his teacher. Fair enough.

Hey man, show some respect! My story isn't about some some hot, horny, lonely MILF either.
She needed a friend to confide in and the only reason I didn't get my ass kicked or expelled is because as I said, she knew me for 2 years and I am one of those innocent nerdy types not some college casanova. She was willing to overlook one unfortunate incident.

I guess she was lonely though. You know what, I will call her up and ask how she is because that is what friends do regardless of age difference. Plus, I respect her as a Teacher and all...

After you've fucked her you better give us the details...

 

[GangstaPony]

Hey man, show some respect! My story isn't about some some hot, horny, lonely MILF either.
She needed a friend to confide in and the only reason I didn't get my ass kicked or expelled is because as I said, she knew me for 2 years and I am one of those innocent nerdy types not some college casanova. She was willing to overlook one unfortunate incident.

I guess she was lonely though. You know what, I will call her up and ask how she is because that is what friends do regardless of age difference. Plus, I respect her as a Teacher and all...

Fair enough, but you gotta realize how this looks from an outside perspective. Your teacher wanted to cuddle cause she was lonely? And said she enjoyed it?

Yeah, friend to confide in alright...

I see your point. Not to mention I would always feel obliged to defend still.
To some degree she may and probably does fancy me but it's not like we had hot sweaty sex in her office. Also, emotions do strange things to people, you often lose certain inhibitions and find comfort wherever you can. She wasn't JUST lonely rather had just come out of a terrible relationship. I know it was bad but obviously don't know the exact details.

Also, saying she enjoyed the kiss was a way to diffuse the situation.
Like making a joke to reduce the awkwardness of a situation.

Once again, I see your point but please don't presume she's just some horny MILF bimbo.

 

[GangstaPony]

Once again, I see your point but please don't presume she's just some horny MILF bimbo.

Hey, I didn't mean to insult your friend. Sorry if it came off that way.

No offense taken and apologies accepted.

After you've fucked her you better give us the details...

Uh huh. I share a nice story and you make it sound all dirty...
In another life maybe but not this one...

 

[theparsonski]

Once again, I see your point but please don't presume she's just some horny MILF bimbo.

Hey, I didn't mean to insult your friend. Sorry if it came off that way.

No offense taken and apologies accepted.

After you've fucked her you better give us the details...

Uh huh. I share a nice story and you make it sound all dirty...
In another life maybe but not this one...

Well I only came for the sex stories, and there are remarkably few, unfortunately. :-(

 

[Kermi]

I had sex. That happens in porn, right?

 

[Vern5]

Don't know if this counts, but here we go. Okay so I was over at my friends house watching shows on Netflix. Eventually his girlfriend came home with this tomboy looking girl. She was wearing jeans and a t-shirt, baseball hat with her ponytail sticking out the back. Now eventually my friend and his girlfriend left to go run some errands for a couple of hours. There was no way I can remember how we got to talking about sex, but after I told her it had been awhile, she looked at me and said this, "you wanna screw in your friends guest bedroom."

Well? What did you say!?!?

 

[Vern5]

Don't know if this counts, but here we go. Okay so I was over at my friends house watching shows on Netflix. Eventually his girlfriend came home with this tomboy looking girl. She was wearing jeans and a t-shirt, baseball hat with her ponytail sticking out the back. Now eventually my friend and his girlfriend left to go run some errands for a couple of hours. There was no way I can remember how we got to talking about sex, but after I told her it had been awhile, she looked at me and said this, "you wanna screw in your friends guest bedroom."

Well? What did you say!?!?

You know how weird it is for a girl to lay it all out on the table like that. Of course I just sat there looking like a scared animal who was mumbling. Yeah she had to lead me by the hand, to her it was no big deal, just two adults passing the time in a fun manner.

Frankly, I wish more girls were like this. Not all, just... more. I guess where I am its expected for guys to take the lead 90% of the time. Still, there's few things as cute/sexy as a girl leading you in. In fact, I think this sort of sums up that particular feeling:

 

[game-lover]

I got head from two girls at once in the back of a taxi, while I played with both of them at once. Then I got them to make out.

Spoiler

No, really. I'm pretty sure the taxi driver kicked us out because noone remembers paying

If there's one job that I really would not ever wish to do, that would be one of them. It must suck just being treated like the background scenery.

 

[Sehnsucht Engel]

One of my female teachers once looked me in the eyes during class and asked if I wanted to do her in the teacher's lounge.

She didn't really.

 

[emeraldrafael]

we had a woman in one of the close nearby towns get arrested for having a relationship with some kid who was... I think he was 16 or so, and she was like 30 some? which is about as close as a porn situation I'll get to.

... well, other than a drunk woman who asked me if I wanted her in a movie theater, but thats more drunk people being drunk. besides, her boyfriend came back before there was time for anyhting to really develop.

 

[Woodsey]

I fucked the female examiner on my driving test so that I'd get a pass.

Spoiler

Not really, it was a man.

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And it was just a blowjob.

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And I failed.

Spoiler

And not really.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Ohhh, wait. There was a manager in one of the shops I work in (I work for a chain of shops, there's about 8 of them in city centre -.-) apparently she used to do the romance dance with delivery drivers and the Coca-Cola men before anyone else got to work. Apparently she had a 'fuck book' and a different phone to arrange to meet these guys out of hours.

Me and my friend at work wondered if she bounced on the pogo stick in one of the the cold rooms but he said the guys tinky winky would have probably shrivelled up...

 

[JochemHippie]

I was piss drunk at a party in the club and stripped to that awfull sexy and I know it song.
Then another piss drunk girl gave me head.

Spoiler

She totally did

 

[Drop_D-Bombshell]

I once saw a hot girl that i was attracted to by the side of the swimming pool and we did it by the poolside.

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but then i woke up :<