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SoxFan96

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Pretty good. Gave me a few good laughs, especially the "extra protection". I hope you stay safe from any crazy crackheads/junkies/thieves.
 

Radelaide

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Man, I would have screwed that guys "yang" up so much! Fuckin' Mac users...

Good work, Marion!
 

DividedUnity

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You sir, are quite the hero. Though giving out your porn folder password on the internet?

Still I find this funny that PC beats mac because its much better as a weapon. Id never buy a mac anyway too expensive.
 

SeanTheSheep

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That, Mr. Cox, was amazing.
What sort of sadistic bastard names their kid "Renault" though?
 

ad4m101

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wow..alot of stuff happens to you. Enjoy these articles the best on the escapist BRAVO!
In need of hippy crushing Buy a Pc.
 

Rusman

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Another fantastic article, I think I need to get some "extra protection" as well
 

Adamsusskind

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Oh man. You've got the best articles on the Escapist. You tell fantastic stories, true or not. Keep it up man.
 

Hurr Durr Derp

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The PC master race scores another victory over the Mac-loving hippies! I knew those guys weren't to be trusted!
 

Kaymish

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wow that's the same as the password on my pron folder's
way to teach the pot smoking hippy thief the power of PC :)
 

Burst6

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You can put passwords on folders? Thank god, i can finally rest easy when my parent want to use the computer.


Also, this proves it, PC's are much much better than macs at bashing things over the head.
 

SniperWolf427

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Hilarious, especially the bit about Justin Long.

I've always preferred PC over Mac simply because of my need to game. Sure, the Mac Pros are pretty powerful, but $2400 is way too much for a Quad core without a monitor. PC wins again.
 

Simalacrum

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Brilliant! I wish my life was as... erm... 'eventful' as yours :p

...Actually, what the fuck am I saying? Of course I don't want it to be! Still, very insightful into some of the shit that happens in life.
 

Pilkingtube

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Hi! This might be random to bring up but Miso soup is a bean paste, its very common here in Japan, but mainly as an acompaniment to something more substantial like oudon or nabe or something. It isn't really an acquired taste, it's nice the first time you make it, obviously that hippy dude wasn't showing her how to make it right.

Now i've got that out of the way, go you for being so heroic and hurling a desktop 0_o
I'd have thrown the macbook at most, so can you track this guy down or something? I mean what he was doing seemed pretty sinister.