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sasquatch99 said:
Here's one from me.

Another food for thought: The one that made it, they did not need it; the one that bought it, they did not use it; and the one that used it, they did not know what it is. So, what is it?
the last mans coffin
 

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Jaywebbs said:
sasquatch99 said:
Here's one from me.

Another food for thought: The one that made it, they did not need it; the one that bought it, they did not use it; and the one that used it, they did not know what it is. So, what is it?
the last mans coffin
Well done. You win absolutely nothing but my respect.

I shall put up another one.

A math problem: If Mark is 6 feet tall, works in a butcher's shop and has size 9 at his footwear, what does his weigh?
 

Jaywebbs

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sasquatch99 said:
Jaywebbs said:
sasquatch99 said:
Here's one from me.

Another food for thought: The one that made it, they did not need it; the one that bought it, they did not use it; and the one that used it, they did not know what it is. So, what is it?
the last mans coffin
Well done. You win absolutely nothing but my respect.

I shall put up another one.

A math problem: If Mark is 6 feet tall, works in a butcher's shop and has size 9 at his footwear, what does his weigh?
Meat
 

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A poor attempt at a poem, but here you go. I made it up myself:
I was stabbed many times,
But I have not died.
For each time pierced,
My strength multiplied.
 

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Jaywebbs said:
sasquatch99 said:
Jaywebbs said:
sasquatch99 said:
Here's one from me.

Another food for thought: The one that made it, they did not need it; the one that bought it, they did not use it; and the one that used it, they did not know what it is. So, what is it?
the last mans coffin
Well done. You win absolutely nothing but my respect.

I shall put up another one.

A math problem: If Mark is 6 feet tall, works in a butcher's shop and has size 9 at his footwear, what does his weigh?
Meat
Congrats. Have you got any of your own to post to help this along?
 

Jaywebbs

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Alive without breath, cold as death, never thirsty, ever drinking, all in mail yet never clinking. Who Am I?
 

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Riddle me this, if it is a Monday and the cat is jumping over the truck, then why is the parlor shop below the orange duck?

Answer: The chainsaw has only 8 teeth for a carrot
 

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CompanionCube said:
Riddle me this, if it is a Monday and the cat is jumping over the truck, then why is the parlor shop below the orange duck?

Answer: The chainsaw has only 8 teeth for a carrot
o_O

...what?
 

Jaywebbs

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sasquatch99 said:
CompanionCube said:
Riddle me this, if it is a Monday and the cat is jumping over the truck, then why is the parlor shop below the orange duck?

Answer: The chainsaw has only 8 teeth for a carrot
o_O

...what?
don't you understand? The duck flew across the Atlantic and bought a leather jacket at a china shop with the carrot!
 

Sporky111

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Last of the Chinchillas said:
Sporky111 said:
A poor attempt at a poem, but here you go. I made it up myself:
I was stabbed many times,
But I have not died.
For each time pierced,
My strength multiplied.
Someone on steroids?
Not what I meant.
 

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Jaywebbs said:
Alive without breath, cold as death, never thirsty, ever drinking, all in mail yet never clinking. Who Am I?
A tree maybe?
 

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Jaywebbs said:
Alive without breath, cold as death, never thirsty, ever drinking, all in mail yet never clinking. Who Am I?
Ringwraithes?