Riddle me this...

[Sassafrass]

A Secret

Very good...

[sup]We'll have to watch this one, precious...[/sup]

And I now succumb to sleep as it is 4.15 here in England.
But I'll be back...

 

[LilGherkin]

A poor attempt at a poem, but here you go. I made it up myself:
I was stabbed many times,
But I have not died.
For each time pierced,
My strength multiplied.

Someone on steroids?

Even I have to say that answer actually makes a lot of sense.

 

[Sporky111]

A poor attempt at a poem, but here you go. I made it up myself:
I was stabbed many times,
But I have not died.
For each time pierced,
My strength multiplied.

Someone on steroids?

Even I have to say that answer actually makes a lot of sense.

It doesn't matter if you're on steroids. A person won't get stronger after being repeatedly stabbed.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

It doesn't matter if you're on steroids. A person won't get stronger after being repeatedly stabbed.

What about The Hulk?

Where does yesterday come after today?

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

It doesn't matter if you're on steroids. A person won't get stronger after being repeatedly stabbed.

What about The Hulk?

Where does yesterday come after today?

The motherfucking DICTIONARY!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Well, I can't account for the motherfucking edition, but yes, a dictionary is right.

 

[Sporky111]

It doesn't matter if you're on steroids. A person won't get stronger after being repeatedly stabbed.

What about The Hulk?
Where does yesterday come after today?

. . . wait, I just realized your point. I was thinking of steroids as pills and not as injections. Makes sense to me now, I'll give you credit.

And, yesterday comes after today when I write "Today" on my calendar date for two days ago. [sup]Yay for riddles with more than one answer.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

That's actually a pretty clever answer. Not the one I was fishing for, but clever all the same.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say?

 

[Sporky111]

That's actually a pretty clever answer. Not the one I was fishing for, but clever all the same.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say?

Ow, I broke my nose! [sup]Ha, good one.[/sup]

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Alright... Let me think of one.

What has two thumbs and can't think of a riddle?

 

[Magnatek]

Alright... Let me think of one.

What has two thumbs and can't think of a riddle?

Bob Kelso. How you doing?
[small]Couldn't resist.[/small]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

A man says, "If you lie to me, I'll stab you. If you tell me the truth, I'll shoot you." What do you say to him?

 

[Sporky111]

What has ears but can't hear, eyes but can't see, skin but no blood, and arms but no hands?
[sup]I've got another clue if this turns out to be completely unfair.[/sup]

 

[Nitpicker of the Wastes]

A man says, "If you lie to me, I'll stab you. If you tell me the truth, I'll shoot you." What do you say to him?

I read this in I Am America, And So Can You!, Stephen Colbert's book.

The next sentence is true.

The previous sentence is false.

[small]Run away while his head explodes![/small]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

A man says, "If you lie to me, I'll stab you. If you tell me the truth, I'll shoot you." What do you say to him?

I read this in I Am America, And So Can You!, Stephen Colbert's book.

The next sentence is true.

The previous sentence is false.

[small]Run away while his head explodes![/small]

Good one. Not the answer I had in mind, but close enough to work.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Dead in the center of an island is a rabbit. The distance from the rabbit to the shore in every direction is six feet. How many steps and/or hops will the rabbit take to reach the shore?

 

[Captainguy42]

Dead in the center of an island is a rabbit. The distance from the rabbit to the shore in every direction is six feet. How many steps will the rabbit take to reach the shore?

Zero Rabbits hop.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Dead in the center of an island is a rabbit. The distance from the rabbit to the shore in every direction is six feet. How many steps will the rabbit take to reach the shore?

Zero Rabbits hop.

Clever, but no. Try again.

 

[Magnatek]

Dead in the center of an island is a rabbit. The distance from the rabbit to the shore in every direction is six feet. How many steps and/or hops will the rabbit take to reach the shore?

None. How can he? The rabbit is dead.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Dead in the center of an island is a rabbit. The distance from the rabbit to the shore in every direction is six feet. How many steps and/or hops will the rabbit take to reach the shore?

None. How can he? The rabbit is dead.

Yes. Yes, he is. Because I shot him.