This made me think of a funny, imaginary, meeting.
Billy Mitchel (former(?) worlds highest scoring Donkey Kong player) meets Ron Jeremy and says "Hi I'm Billy Mitchell Worlds Greatest Donkey Kong player and Gamer of the Century."
Then Ron Jeremy says
"Hi I am Ron Jeremy, a short, fat, ugly, hairy troll of man who is paid to have sex with beautiful women in front of a camera."
And suddenly and around the world all of geek-kind die just a little inside.