I wish mine would make money...Macksheath said:
But in all seriousness he's just trying a "look over there!" move as he hastily departs the stage. Just because you look like Mario doesn't automatically give you an opinion on video games.
Ron Jeremy Says Games Are Worse For Kids Than Porn
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But in all seriousness he's just trying a "look over there!" move as he hastily departs the stage. Just because you look like Mario doesn't automatically give you an opinion on video games.
Maybe he only says that because kids are more likely to become bored with pornography than they are with videogames(especially if Ron Jeremy is in the movies)...or maybe he's jealous of Super Mario?
Something about this makes me think of that non-sensical Geek Heirarchy. He just has to get his shots in at videogaming before it becomes completely mainstream and is no longer an easy target and his group(or ex-co-workers) occupy that lower rung left vacant.
Why not just give a Wii a Golden Shower(actual gold optional.Still,Nintendo could always use more gold!)and be done with it? He can sell plenty videos and have his message heard. Nintendo would also move another unit. It's Win-Win!
That makes me wonder:
1. What does he think of Porn Games?
2. What will he think about Project Natal and Milo, a game that is a kid/kid that is a game?
Something about this makes me think of that non-sensical Geek Heirarchy. He just has to get his shots in at videogaming before it becomes completely mainstream and is no longer an easy target and his group(or ex-co-workers) occupy that lower rung left vacant.
Why not just give a Wii a Golden Shower(actual gold optional.Still,Nintendo could always use more gold!)and be done with it? He can sell plenty videos and have his message heard. Nintendo would also move another unit. It's Win-Win!
That makes me wonder:
1. What does he think of Porn Games?
2. What will he think about Project Natal and Milo, a game that is a kid/kid that is a game?
Prostitution should be legal. /off topic kinda.Scrythe said:
I'll take your bet. Also, you obviously don't watch porn. I do. Alot of it. An incredible amount. I have a porn-cyclopedia in my brain. Actresses and Actors don't belt out such things every five seconds and some scripts are actually very interesting. Deep Throat, for instance. Or Britney Rears.
Ron Jeremy, Internet cat sez: "GTFO and take your fail with you".
seriously, ron jeremy is going to try to sound intelligent? he's a fat piece of shit that ruins women's lives for a living. He should be penciled in for a sudden visit from the angel of death.
seriously, ron jeremy is going to try to sound intelligent? he's a fat piece of shit that ruins women's lives for a living. He should be penciled in for a sudden visit from the angel of death.
That's because they don't exist, except in the minds of uninformed dilettantes like Jeremy.Wiezzen said:
Sure sure, but I have to remind you that just because Ron Jeremy did a porno in a Mario costume does not mean he has has any experience with Mario. Maybe the guy who's idea it was to stuff Ron in that costume did, but I doubt Ron does.Cliff_m85 said:
I agree with you on the prostitution bit, although I fear my opinion on that matter may be skewed because I am born and raised in Sin City.
As far as the porno thing itself: Sure they may have some silly/slapstick scrips (whoa, say that five times fast) and the corny blockbuster ripoffs may be amusing, but you have to admit that 90% of American porno degrades to sailor mouth and always ends each popshot with a closeup of the male actors' face scrunched up in an orgasm for 15 full seconds. Every single time.
Not that any other region doesn't have shitty cliches in their prono: like Japan's affinity for what I like to call the "Preteen Rape Squeal".
At least Europe has the sense of disguising their pornos as full feature films, with competent actors and a (somewhat) meaningful script.
Let me take a step back here: I cannot believe I'm discussing porno on The Escapist of all places. God damn, do I need to get out more.
Oh man, I used to respect Ron Jeremy, aand... eh, whatever. Until he starts going on an anti game crusade, I don't really care.
I'd like to imagine Ron Making Porn Video Games, like so many people talk about the industry doing someday.
Talk about being a:
Hypocrite
Paradox
on that one, huh?
Talk about being a:
Hypocrite
Paradox
on that one, huh?
....but the second a porn game starring him comes out, he'll forget he ever said this.
Who's with me?
Who's with me?
I conducted a survey, and one hundred percent of parents surveyed said they would rather their children play videogames than watch porn. Then I asked a number of people if they thought videogames had a negative effect on them. One hundred percent said no. Finally, I asked people if they thought watching porn had, in some way, had a negative effect on there expectations for relationships. One hundred percent said yes. This all sounds very impressive, until you find out I surveyed 3 people. Yeah, it's incredibly easy to obtain any kind of data to support your view, no matter what it is. Anyway, a good parent can keep their children away from videogames, since we have that handy rating system. Porn is in pop-ups on the net, and placed everywhere in mislabeled torrents, and who could forget the latest youtube raid? It's almost impossible to keep children from seeing it.
Gross a picture of Ron Jeremy, there goes my erection! Now I have to play GTA until his image leaves my brain.
