when that doesn't work
"IT WAS JUST A CRANK, BRO. HE WASN'T GOING TO TOUCH HER. WHO HASN'T WANTED TO CRANK WHILE LOO... Why are you all dialing 911?"
If this was a real situation, and this was a real underaged woman... there wouldn't be any room to joke. It does not excuse the intent. Rudy was going to get it on. So I can take some humor in... God, how dumb can you be. How can you Epstein yourself?!
Well it doesn't have to be real does it? I mean isn't the entire premise of the "To catch a predator" show built around the false claim of a minor being up for sex? And then they actually arrest them right there on the show? Because the fact that the person wasn't actually a minor, doesn't mean it's not a crime?
I'm genuinely curious because I've never actually watched the show, but all the memes and clips of it seem to highly suggest that this is what happens right then, on camera.
"Guess what bro? This girl you thought was underage, she's not, but these cops would like to talk to you for a minute anyway."