Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.the nap is soooo good,you don't notice your house burning down around you.


I wish it would stay warm and dry enough to get all my washing done.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. But good luck getting your washing done when you're DEAD!

I wish for another cookie.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.you find another cookie behind the fridge.
go on.
eat it.
I Dare you.
it LOOKS delicious enough...


I wish my razor wasn't broken

 

[Protocol95]

Granted, the razor is missing.

I wish to be a happier person.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.people find your happiness so irritating that they abandon you.


I wish for motivation to match my potential

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, your potential plummets.

I wish for the power of Shazam.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted, but then you die because I'm uncreative.

I wish for sleep.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.now only the kiss of a handsome prince will wake you.

I wsih tish bda caes if tyops wuld clare op

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. You will receive your medicine and regimen of face-punches in the mail tomorrow.

I wish for an avatar.

 

[staika]

Granted, but its invisible

I wish for a lamp

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.it is voice activated and everything,it's so fancy.
too bad you have forgotten the very specific passwords and pitch required for the sensor.


I wish for my own super-secret underground laboratory fulla scienticians

 

[staika]

Granted, all the scientists are actually vikings in disguise and are now plotting your downfall

I wish for a space shuttle

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.it's in space waiting for you to pick it up.
well go on,it's a bit of a shlep tho ^_^


I wish for many new silly hats <]:-D

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but now you're life has turned into Team Fortress 2.

I wish this thread was necro'd.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted, but you will need to be sacrificed at dawn.

I wish for a horse. And not like any MLP garbage. I mean a horse that I can ride on and shoot people on. With horse armor.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it's scared of you and never lets you come near it.

I wish for a large watermellon.

 

[DOOM GUY]

Granted, but it rolls over on top of you, killing you slowly.

I wish for a 2 x 4 block of wood.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.it has nails already hammered in halfway and then bent and broken.


I wish I had an anti-grue.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but it turned on you.

I wish I had a pony.

 

[Emurlahn]

Granted, it is dead

I wish Duke Nukem Forever was good.