Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Bishop99999999]

Granted, you've been summoned for a nationally televised congressional hearing on immoral use of the internet.

I wish for a ham sandwich.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted but the ham is posisoned. your welcome ^_^

I wish for more wishes

 

[pyramid head grape]

Granted. You have wishes that don't need granting... much like normal wishes! D:

I wish for a dictionary!

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, but its in Latin.

Wish for MOAR Wishes

 

[steeple]

granted, someone (might be me, probably not though) hits you to death with it...

EDIT: confound those ninjas...
granted, but you can only wish with them for even more wishes, creating and endless cycle of stupidity...


I wish for instant mail

 

[pyramid head grape]

Granted. mail so instant, it hurts seriously...

I wish to have a fast download speed.

 

[steeple]

granted, you enjoy the download speed so much now that you're inclined to download even more things. demo's and random stuff wont cut it anymore, and you search for music, movies and games to fill that hole, and soon you're download dozens of games a day. you get caught-up in it so badly, that you let it slip on the escapist, and once a mod sees it, he bans you...

now you dont have an account, HAPPY?!

I wish head-banging came without the pains (and still be fun as hell, of course)

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, but your computer blows up.

I wish for nothing.

 

[steeple]

granted, you get sucked into the vacuum that is created

I wish to walk on sunshine

 

[staika]

Granted, the sunshine burns your skin and you die a slow painful death D:

I wish I could make more avatars!

 

[steeple]

Granted, the sunshine burns your skin and you die a slow painful death D:

I wish I could make more avatars!

off topic: actually, I have somewhat of a request (I'm not planning on using it, but I just really want to see it), so if you've seen the latest episode already I'll be glad to give you a challenge

on topic: granted, but the government kidnaps you and forces you to do so in order to battle the russians

I wish I had 6 arms

 

[staika]

Granted, the sunshine burns your skin and you die a slow painful death D:

I wish I could make more avatars!

off topic: actually, I have somewhat of a request (I'm not planning on using it, but I just really want to see it), so if you've seen the latest episode already I'll be glad to give you a challenge

on topic: granted, but the government kidnaps you and forces you to do so in order to battle the russians

I wish I had 6 arms

Off-topic: Bring it on! I haven't seen the newest episode yet, I saw the first two episodes of the new season but I should really go watch it soon >.>

OT: Granted but they are made of paper and are completely useless.

 

[steeple]

Granted, the sunshine burns your skin and you die a slow painful death D:

I wish I could make more avatars!

off topic: actually, I have somewhat of a request (I'm not planning on using it, but I just really want to see it), so if you've seen the latest episode already I'll be glad to give you a challenge

on topic: granted, but the government kidnaps you and forces you to do so in order to battle the russians

I wish I had 6 arms

Off-topic: Bring it on! I haven't seen the newest episode yet, I saw the first two episodes of the new season but I should really go watch it soon >.>

OT: Granted but they are made of paper and are completely useless.

then you should see it first, I wont want to ruin any of the awesomeness...

OT: I wish the above person would wish for something, too >.>

 

[staika]

snips

I shall go watch it post haste!

OT: Granted it's an invisible wish!

I wish I remembered to do things.

 

[steeple]

I shall go watch it post haste!

OT: Granted it's an invisible wish!

I wish I remembered to do things.

granted, you only remember to do them, but never do them...

I wish you would tell me what you felt about the new episode once you've seen it...

 

[staika]

I shall go watch it post haste!

OT: Granted it's an invisible wish!

I wish I remembered to do things.

granted, you only remember to do them, but never do them...

I wish you would tell me what you felt about the new episode once you've seen it...

Granted you must wait till I finish watching it XD

I wish people would learn patience!

 

[steeple]

I shall go watch it post haste!

OT: Granted it's an invisible wish!

I wish I remembered to do things.

granted, you only remember to do them, but never do them...

I wish you would tell me what you felt about the new episode once you've seen it...

Granted you must wait till I finish watching it XD

I wish people would learn patience!

NEVER!

I wish light-speed was faster

 

[staika]

NEVER!

I wish light-speed was faster

Granted, we still can't go that fast

I wish I didn't have to go to class in a few minutes >.<

 

[steeple]

granted, you have only seconds now...

I wish for a different flow of time...

 

[staika]

Granted, time now goes backwards!

I wish the rest of the MLP episodes in season two would be released >.<