Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Eumersian]

Granted. It's so good, it's averagely good, and it bores you to death anyway.

I wish for a hat.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. You now live with the sorting hat, who cannot be destroyed nor can he be shut up. And he is enchanted to be with you always.

I wish for a Russian sniper rifle.

 

[Jailbird408]

Granted, but whenever you touch it, a large galeforce wind blows up, and your aim fails.
I wish for a wish

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.and you have just wasted it.congratulations.

I wish I could morph into anything or anyone I wanted.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, but you can only do so once a day, and it only lasts for 5 seconds at a time.

I wish for a pair of new shoes.

 

[Dango]

Granted, but the floor is lava, and the shoes do nothing!

I wish for a copy of SWAT 4.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Fine but they are alive and unremovable. Not so bad? They can talk, are snarky, mean and will not shut up. Ever.

I wish for some made fish and chips

 

[Emurlahn]

Granted, it happens all the time in pubs in the UK

I wish for a new, good and working PC

 

[J4D3N]

Granted, but it gets stolen the next day

I wish for a Bugatti Veyron

 

[Roofstone]

Granted, but there is nothing inside it.

I wish for Emurlahn's(two posts up) top hat.

Edit: Fail, I added a new page, he is second last on the previous page.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted. The picture is photoshopped, in reality the hat is really old and pretty much falling apart.

I wish I could see the future.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

graanted.you can see precisely π seconds into the future,not enough to do anything at all with the ability.

I wish for a donut hole

 

[Roofstone]

Granted. But it is a hole, so it fell trough your pocket and now you cant find it.

I wish for a big wrapper of bubble plastic.

 

[One Seven One]

Granted, but you can't pop any of them and they're too hard to be useful.

I wish I could draw better.

 

[Roofstone]

Granted, but you get super strength aswell, you cant hold anything without breaking it.

I wish I could wish for a wish that everything goes okay with.

 

[ERROR989]

Granted, you just used it to make that wish.

I wish I had money.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.you have exactly 42 Flainian Pobble Beads.for exchange rates,you'll have to check 'The Guide' [don't panic]


I wish my laptop would work properly always :-(

 

[Roofstone]

Granted. But the internett has shut down, and games are illegal now.

I wish my laundry machine could get the blood spots away from my teddy bear. D:

 

[AngryNerd]

Granted, but your washing machine got up and ran away.

I wish I had my own Yoshi.

 

[Roofstone]

Granted,but Mario got a bit drunk and stomped on him.

I wish for an infinite ammount of candy.