Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[steeple]

granted, you just respawn 10 seconds later

I wish for a talking pet badger...

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, you have unlocked "Rabies"

I wish a sweet red dinner suit

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Goddamn Internet
Double Post Sorry

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It's so sweet that everyone rips you out of it so they can get a taste of it.

I wish for my camera charger.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but it's missing a pin on the plug top.

I wish for a free beer.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, but it makes you crash your bus

I wish for a decent internet connection

 

[pyramid head grape]

You get BT... Try to enjoy it!

I wish for TV to stop! D:

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but then it starts right back up again a second later.

I wish for a nice juicy peach!

 

[NightmareWarden]

Granted, but she only wears a large pink dress and she is frequently in a different castle.

I wish I had 4 additional arms like Doctor Octopus which I have complete control of.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You are mistaken for Doctor Octopus and killed.

I wish for crazy jumping powers.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you are unable to control your jumping and fly deep into space, to never be heard from again. ...Especially since you're dead cause you can't live in space..

I wish for another successful tactic.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted "WE SURRENDER!"

I wish for a new laptop

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but the desktop background is fixed as Mod edit:The picture was far to *Shudders* I think I need to throw up


I wish I didn't just impersonate a mod.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, I get my laptop background removed

I wish for a pair of disco high heels

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but they are made of orange peels.

I wish for a cure for the annoying dog next door.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. The entire neighbourhood burns down with everyone in their homes, you included. No more annoying dog though.

I wish my Captcha wasn't so... crazy.

Spoiler: My Captcha

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. But now the captchas force you to sell a part of your soul to proceed.

I wish for fudge.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It's the worst made fudge ever, tasting like it was made from crap dunked in a combination of semen and urine, and you have to eat it all or else the entire world explodes.

I wish for zany adventures in space.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, many a zany adventure is had in space, but you're not included.

I wish I could meet that hot weather girl on channel five.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but see is actually life sized when you see her standing next to the map of America.

I wish for the head of a zombie.