granted.it can go one direction:forwards[small] this is to avoid people going back and messing with the timeline BTTF style[/small.it moves forwards at Precisely 1 second per second.it may take a while to get into the far future,but you'll get there eventually.
granted.it is a classy affair with a gold coloured buckle.goes extremely well with your dinner suit,and matches your good ol' dancin' shoes.holds your pants up quite nicely.
granted.it fits nicely on the shelf you had made specially for it,and is made out of the finest quality paper mache by an artist of highest calibre.provided you are extremely liberal with your definition of the terms 'artist', 'quality' and 'heart'
granted.and it was going great until you took somebodys "break a leg" literally and slipped in a puddle of your own sweat and broke both legs.shoulda got that insurance!
Granted, but your trapped in the room you are in with no means of escape and no way to communicate with the outside world and so it doesn't really make any difference to you.
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