Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

Xpwn3ntial

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Dec 22, 2008
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Granted. No strings, Minecraft is its own punishment.

I wish for a cat in China to be saved from being run over.
 

Athol

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Granted. That cat being saved leads to a cahin of events that ends with you being eaten alive by a weasle.

I wish for....
 

AwesomeExpress

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your sentence to be finished! Granted, but then it gets deleted. And um... I do it for you. (shut up, it's late)

I wish for an umbrella. Without any holes in it.
 

Kieros

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You are transported back in time twenty years, and get a state-of-the-line computer worse than your old one.

I wish that people would respect the viola.
 

Kieros

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It's burnt. And on fire. And you just picked it up with your hands.
(By the way, totally correct on the Violas)
I wish the harmonic series was divergent.
 

Xpwn3ntial

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Dec 22, 2008
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Granted, you make yourself and those around you sterile while all you get in return is the ability to see the skeletons of people.

I wish for a cake.
 

mcpop9

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Granted, but it shortly gets chased down and promptly eaten.
I wish for a peice of paper