Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. Shame they all backfire in some way.

I wish for a new TV.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but where did I put that one of a kind power cable?

I wish for a bookshelf.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, it falls on you.

I wish for 3 black dots (...)

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but then you get smacked around for being dotist.

I wish there weren't that many idiot drivers out there.

 

[Honey Badger]

Granted, but now there's a bunch of unmanned vehicles on the road that proceed to crash and take the lives of millions of innocent civilians.

I wish I had a better computer.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but it requires you to punch your groin every time you want to open a new program.

I wish for Pacman.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, he mistakes you for a cherry and nom's you.

I wish for a bowl of cherries.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted it's a bowl of mini Redlins.

I wish for a reason to do anything to day.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, the cheque is in the mail!

I wish for it to snow harder today.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted. That was Miami Snow right? Have fun with your Cocaine addiction!

I wish for a sock fight between two chicks

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted it ends in a fatality.

I wish for the weekend to start again.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted. You talk to that girl you didn't have the guts to go over to. She is completely uninterested in you.

I wish for Tommy Illfigga to show up at my house.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, He ends up wrecking the place.

I Wish for a Red Slush Puppy

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, but he melts into sticky sugary goo after an hour.

I wish for dreams.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. This is what you get

(Skip to about 6 minutes in)

I wish for more Goldfish crackers.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, They are out of date.

I wish for a dead pony.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but then it comes back to life, stabs you and takes your money.

I wish to be the best there is at what I do.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted you will forever be remembered and worshipped as the Minotaur who died from fright.

I wish for a tasty dinner.

 

[Kuroneko97]

Granted. A plague comes and kills all of the hot minotaur babes. Only guys are left, so they die out.

I wish I could have sex.

 

[steeple]

granted, but everyone else suddenly vanish and you're left as the last person in the world...

I wish I could sleep for 24 hours without stopping