Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Evil Smurf]

Granted.You can't breath in space though. YAY CHOKING TO DEATH!
I wish for my uni course to finish

 

[Evil Smurf]

You do the wrong course and fail to get a job, you die homeless and lonely.
I wish for a new computer

 

[Evil Smurf]

granted. You can now talk to your shadow.
However people think you are crazy. You get put in a mental institution.

 

[Evil Smurf]

when women hear you play they become so wet they drown.
I wish for an argument!

 

[Evil Smurf]

Ja Rule made it rain down murder. Sorry man.
I wish for my fists back

 

[Evil Smurf]

granted. He clones himself and eats your family.
I want a millionaire so fucking bad

 

[Evil Smurf]

granted but you can't do another musical reference ever again!
I wish for this thread to be locked

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

Granted. However peoeple still like the idea so a clone of it is set up after a few hours.

I wish I had the ring of Hircine.

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, but then you are smitten. Don't mess with Daedric princes....

I wish I knew more...

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, but it gets run over.

I wish to discover a new species... (can't see how this could go wrong... )

 

[Jetut]

Granted, but I rule it and you now work for me MWAHAHA.

I wish for TIME TRAVEL!!!

 

[The Night Angel]

granted, you travel back in time and are promptly crushed by a falling piano, dropped out of a building by your great great grandfather.

I wish for a working shower.

 

[Rhagos]

Granted. You get bored of ruling the world and commit suicide.

I wish for a turtle that won't die in 20 years and has no defects or infections.

 

[the abyss gazes also]

Your turtle is a perfect specimen... of a gargantuan monster turtle that destroys your home.

I wish for the internet wired into my brain.

 

[StormShaun]

Granted. You play it in a virtual reality system which goes according to your strength...you get picked up by one if the puppet men and get torn apart.

I wish that Turkey (The country) got called Baguette.

 

[StormShaun]

Granted...

...

Spoiler

...I LIED!

I wish Puse would die on the Escapist...by Diarrhea!

 

[Kuroneko97]

Granted. You just killed an adorable little girl named Humanity.

I wish there was species of octopus that had penises for tentacles. And I wish to throw my male enemies into the tank with said octopus.

 

[kingofkumquats]

granted but they wont understand you

i wish the weather was nicer

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted. There is now a lovely summer vibe on the moon

I wish for all the money

 

[kingofkumquats]

granted you have been asleep for 9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9...

i wish house cats didnt exist.