Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Evil Smurf]

Granted but you have no soul.
I wish I was in SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

[Evil Smurf]

granted! You have the power of bigotry and racism! You are now called racist reginald the redneck.
I wish to defeat racist reginald the redneck.

 

[hannahdonno]

Granted! Although all you have to defeat him with is some tooth floss and a pencil.

I wish I was a cat.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Granted, you were killed by Kingofkumquats.
I wish for eternal happiness

 

[Evil Smurf]

Denied! My Avatar gets the wish instead! (My avatars name IS Happy )
I wish for a pet who won't bite me

Granted it stabs you. I just love editing quotes.
I wish for a cure for aids

 

[kingofkumquats]

Granted, but there is no oxygen there and you kind of need that...

I wish June would hurry up and be over

 

[Evil Smurf]

granted, now however September never ends.
I wish for hot chips

 

[Evil Smurf]

granted, it is very good at making you insane!
I wish for sweet guitar skills

 

[Evil Smurf]

granted, you are now addicted to cocaine.
I wish for the rocky horror picture show on DVD.

 

[Evil Smurf]

granted. It is made of pubic hair.
I wish for more people on my thread

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Granted...

...what? I'm here! Oh, you mean WAY more people. Sorry, bro. Can't do that.

I wish for a nice birthday present to show up on my doorstep tomorrow.

 

[talker]

it shows up...
...but it's a nicely packaged bucket of cow poop

i wish that everybody leaves me alone.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Hey man, I bought you a copy of Kane and Lynch 1 & 2. Ar'n't I nice
I wish for force powers

 

[talker]

granted, you use the force to accidentally start a chain reaction that drops a 15-ton wrecking ball on your head

i wish i had a hammer

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Granted...But now you have to wake up, bro! The bomb is about to go off!

I wish I had more Mountain Dew.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted! it's dew...from a mountain...enjoy!
I wish i had a decent computer

 

[Evil Smurf]

granted, you don't have any good games anymore. You sold them to get the computer
I wish coffee came out of taps

 

[Evil Smurf]

granted, I broke it though. It only hits you in the nuts.
I wish for a camera

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Granted. It's not digital, and film's gonna cost you extra.

 

[Evil Smurf]

play some Kane and Lynch.
I wish that I could sleep as long as I want