Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Fractral]

Granted, you are now out of prison, in a nice sunny yard. Oh look, someone gave you a cigarette, and a comfy wall to lean against. What are all those serious looking men with rifles doing?

I wish I didn't have to take my chemistry exam tomorrow.

 

[MrCollins]

Granted, your only assignment is too mop the floor, but that is the only thing that you can ever do.

I wish that "are all those serious looking men with rifles" would leave me alone.

 

[Fractral]

Granted, they leave you locked in the sunny yard with a cigarette and no sunblock.

I wish I had friends who were into tabletop gaming.

 

[MrCollins]

Granted, endless games of monopoly and scrabble for you.

I wish that I wasn't looked in a sunny yard with a cigarette and no sunblock.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted *Takes the Cigarette* No smoking.

I wish reality television was no more.

 

[MrCollins]

Your wish is granted, now there is only reality internet and the Jersey shore becomes a video contrbutor to the escapist. say hello to all the new members

Good, I don't smoke either way.

I wish that I wasn't looked in a sunny yard

 

[Snownine]

Granted: The sun is extinguished, ushering in an era of eternal darkness and cold.

I wish someone would give me a billion dollars.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted my name is Prince Albert of Turmanistan and I want to share my wealth with the world. Sadly your country has a tax on every 100 million dollars I give so if you could forward me the money I'll happily give you your dream.

I wish for a quiet and happy life.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but a more demanding task requires your attention right now!

I wish for the ability to travel far away inexpensively.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted and uncorrupted! Haha!

I wish someone would corrupt my last wish. <.<

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Granted!

I wish somebody would UNCORRUPT ALL THE WISHES!

 

[MrCollins]

Granted, the thread is now locked and there is to be no more.

I wish there was still fun.

 

[WhyBotherToTry]

Granted there is still fun, but every time fun is experienced, it only lasts for 1 picosecond, and fun cannot be had again for a period of 12 years afterward.

I wish I had a better memory.

 

[MrCollins]

Sounds like my sex life, hahahaha.......where was I?
Ah yes, I grant your wish you have a great memory and constantly relive all of the worst parts of your life simultaneously.

I wish for cute pictures of otters.

 

[DotSlash]

Granted, these pictures keep you from doing work. You become poor and homeless.

I wish for more livestreams.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Granted!

http://www.c-span.org/Live-Video/C-SPAN/

I wish for more people to grant wishes!

 

[Frission]

Granted. There is now even more corrupted wishes to be had.

I wish that there wouldn't be so much bickering over inconsequential things.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Granted!

I wish I had a more creative way to ruin that wish.

 

[MrCollins]

Granted unfortunately the ponies have the most horrific fanbase imaginable and the disgusting perverts camp outside your stable, drawing the most horrific art and making sex noises at them. The constant sexual advances slowly take their toll on the ponies and you find them one day, just living there, having committed a ritualistic suicide pack.

I wish for more Charlie Brooker.

 

[Zantos]

Granted, Charlie Brooker is cloned in order to provide a constant stream of witty insight and writing. After a month everyone has their own personal Charlie Brooker for 24/7 amusement, all controlled by the central super-Brooker. Then the Super-Brooker decides it can solve all of humanity's problems by using the Brookers to keep them under control, and Will Smith has to go kill the Brooker controlling them all. Along the way he gets the help of a Brooker made differently to the others. Anyway, Smith kills the super-Brooker and we send all the Brookers off to landfill. Now there is no more Charlie Brooker.

I wish that the next persons wish will have no ill effects.