Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[FPLOON]

Granted, her ex-husband would keep asking her to stay on set for longer and longer hours until she doesn't come back home to you anymore...

I wish my GPU speed was faster!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, but it overheats very quickly

I wish for unlimited ammo

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, you must give me everything you own before I can give them to you...

I wish the sun will come out tomorrow!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, provided you don't mind a thin layer of cloud

I wish it was hot enough to get tanned

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it will cause you permanent blindness, the lose of your vocals/sounds, and invisibility that you can't turn off... Exciting, right?

I wish I know where the beef is!

 

[FliedLiverAttack]

Granted. You know where the beef is. You can never forget.

I wish for some action.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted! *calls up [a] dusty-old grandmother* We got another one wishing for some "action", if you know what I mean...

I wish I got that thing you sent me!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, I sent you nothing!

I wish I could play Bass

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, you'll never be good enough to show off your new Bass skills...

I wish I was as cool as...

Spoiler: Randy Quench: Volunteer Fireman!

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted. Randy Quench is extremely Jealous and stabs you.

I wish Podge and Rodge: A Scare at Bedtime would come back onto telly.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it's 100% Americanized... with a pornographic [live-action] spin-off series created by the API[footnote]American Porn Industry[/footnote]...

I wish I knew what was in the box!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, it's a fist on a spring

I wish for more excellent games

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, they will be ignored due to the overabundance of not-so-excellent games...

I wish laughter did power our generators!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, but too much will overload them, so try not to be too funny

I wish my beer glass would constantly refill itself

 

[TheVampwizimp_v1legacy]

Granted, all you get is skunky American piss beer.

I wish that disco would live again.

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, it's not the same however

I wish I could make a game

 

[FliedLiverAttack]

Granted. You make your magnum opus Ride To Hell:Colonial E.T.

I wish I was talented in drawing.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, you wouldn't be talented at anything else... especially living...

I wish I could speak the language of Japanish!

 

[FliedLiverAttack]

Granted. You learn the language of the country of Japanish.

I wish for a churro.