Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[UltraDeth]

Granted, they're stale.

I wish money wasn't an obstacle.

 

[UltraDeth]

It growls and barks whenever it wants something.

I wish I lived in a literal dreamworld.

 

[UltraDeth]

You have no creative control.

I wish I always smelt good.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted it can never come true due to not [properly] finishing that forum game post right there!

I wish there was a new term for "washboard abs"!

 

[UltraDeth]

The new term is "Crossfit W.O.D.s"

I wish I was in the sky with diamonds.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

All the diamonds combined with the altitude means you have no oxygen and suffocate.

(god only knows how the U.S. needs this wish to happen) I wish in a stunning turn of events, both Clinton and Trump withdraw from the presidential race, or they both get assassinated, or new evidence gets revealed that Hilary can't dodge her way out of and she gets arrested and convicted while Trump gets committed. I don't care how just save us from a Trump or Clinton presidency!

 

[UltraDeth]

She's not very good at it.

I wish to combine retro tech with modern tech.

 

[UltraDeth]

It has skin.

I wish everyone settled their differences with hot sex.

 

[UltraDeth]

It smooth, but flat.

I wish action films got more respect.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, they get rid of all of the action portions of action films just to gain even more respect...

I wish it didn't have to cum to this!

 

[UltraDeth]

They become mainstream and overused.

I wish all lifeforms kept evolving.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Kim-Jong-Un becomes president instead.

I honestly doubt he could do a worse job than either of the clowns we have to choose from.

back on topic:

The self-awareness gives way to sentience, they overthrown and imprison humanity.

I wish Dennis Farina was alive. ALIVE! not a zombie, ghost, wrath, spirit or any kind of undead. breathing, walking, talking, thinking, acting, living! Also I'm not wishing him back to life just to have him killed 5 seconds later.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, as it's later proven by SCIENCE[sup]TM[/sup], it's all in your head... Back to the Asylum with you!!

I wish I was the golden ninja!

 

[UltraDeth]

You stand out a mile like that. All enemies can see you.

I wish to visit America one day.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, nature ain't having that shit and fucks it all up... AGAIN!

I wish I could catch up on Another Period!

 

[UltraDeth]

This means colour does not actually exist, but is an illusion of the mind. (I've heard this theory before.)

I wish I made money for boosting my Gamerscore/Trophies.

 

[FPLOON]

Even if you're a man, you now get monthly periods.

YES! Something different to shake up my life internally!

OT: Granted, you can never wish again!

I wish the road to dawn was paved with cobblestone!

 

[UltraDeth]

Try walking barefoot on that.

I wish I had a masturbation machine.

 

[UltraDeth]

They put the pizza in the freezers and the bread in the soup.

I wish men would do more with their facial hair than a boring beard.

 

[UltraDeth]

It is now relevant to be used in political debate.

I wish for some kind of Paradise on Earth.