Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

FPLOON

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Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, you must now fall asleep forever so you'll never be tired again...

I wish the next Taken movie would be called Taken 4: A Ride!
 

Fractral

Tentacle God
Feb 28, 2012
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Granted, but in order to prevent a calamity the Institute of Bad Film Names decides to eliminate you and everyone who worked on the film.

I wish I didn't live next to a prison.
 

FPLOON

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Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, you now live next to a haunted prison graveyard!

I wish people would stop believing the "10% of our brains" myth!
 

FPLOON

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I wish the movie didn't have a disappointing ending!
 

FPLOON

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Granted, every comment after mine will ignore your wishes forever! *maniacal laugh*

I wish to drive the Soul Train!
 

Headsprouter

Monster Befriender
Legacy
Nov 19, 2010
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What's a soul? I can't grant a wish I can't comprehend. Here's a hype train instead.

I wish I wasn't a disgusting subhuman. (A ginger)
 

FPLOON

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Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, you don't have a soul because you can't comprehend it, anyway... (And having a soul is fucking awesome...)

I wish I won the Insomniac Games!
 

Dalek Caan

Pro-Dalek, Anti-You
Feb 12, 2011
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Granted, your first game is a flop and Insomniac is then bought by EA.

I wish for some white chocolate-chip cookies.
 

FPLOON

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Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, you are forever labeled as a racist for only asking for white chocolate-chip cookies...
(Yet, the cookies, themselves, are both bland and unoriginal...)

I wish FIFA would really get their shit together!
 

FPLOON

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Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, because of your now-free weekend, you are forever trapped Under The Dome... until you know know ALL the [potential] alphabets!! *maniacal laugh*

*ahem* I wish the perks in any FPS were only given to those that have been killed the most!
 

Brownie80

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Jan 27, 2014
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Wish granted! Now no one kills anyone else anymore and an odd stalemate exists where people just stand around where people just wait to be killed but no one does the killing because everyone wants to get the perks!

I wish my cat didn't die.
 

FPLOON

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Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, you die in your cat's place... (Equivalent Exchange FTW!)

I wish the farmer and the cowboy were always friends before they had to sing about it!
 

Brownie80

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Jan 27, 2014
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Granted. Now they song songs they heard together on Sesame Street and that weird Justin Bieber phase.

I wish I had unlimited wishes.
 

FPLOON

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Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, you only have 1/1000000000000 of a second to use them before those "unlimited wishes" kill you from the inside out...

I wish they were in Miami [Beach]!
 

tilmoph

Gone Gonzo
Jun 11, 2013
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Granted. Since I have no idea who "they" refers too, I'll just toss ISIS, The Mongol Hordes, and a swarm of plague rats onto the beach, see what happens.

I wish I was a superscientist.