Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

TheDoctor455

Friendly Neighborhood Time Lord
Apr 1, 2009
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Granted, but it sucks, and is loaded with product placement.

I wish The Elder Scrolls series would just stay dead.
 

Eumersian

Posting in the wrong thread.
Sep 3, 2009
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Granted, but because it hasn't actually died, your wish is void.

I wish I was not on fire.
 

havass

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Dec 15, 2009
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Granted. You're on drugs.

I wish I had a flying cat that dispenses pianos.
 

TheDoctor455

Friendly Neighborhood Time Lord
Apr 1, 2009
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Granted, but it dispenses all of them on top of you. You're dead... but hey, at least you're immortalized on Youtube.

I wish I had a job at the Escapist.
 

havass

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Dec 15, 2009
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Granted, but shortly after you joining them, the site shuts down because of money issues.

I wish I was immortal.
 

GodofDisaster

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Sep 10, 2009
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Granted but your encased in cement and trapped under the sea.

I wish I had the chance to break something of very high value.
 

havass

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Dec 15, 2009
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Granted, you broke the President and now you're hunted by the USA's forces.

I wish for a metamorphing necklace.
 

TheDoctor455

Friendly Neighborhood Time Lord
Apr 1, 2009
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Granted, but you can't control what it turns you into, and it always seems to turn you into something really weird at the worst possible times. Like turning you into a tentacle monster at a dinner party. *sending vile mental images to havass*

I wish my cat could live longer.
 

havass

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Dec 15, 2009
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Granted, but you can only manipulate it under water.

I wish I knew what the Great Question of the Life, the Universe and Everything was.
 

KILGAZOR

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Dec 27, 2010
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Granted, but you chose the wrong element. You should have chosen fire. Also you are on fire.

I wish I didn't have to get out of my chair to pee.

EDIT: I wish I wasn't just ninja'd.
 

TheDoctor455

Friendly Neighborhood Time Lord
Apr 1, 2009
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Granted, now you pee non-stop wherever you are 24/7.


I wish others could see how beautiful and terrible the randomness of the universe is.
 

GodofDisaster

Premium member
Sep 10, 2009
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Granted but they don't believe what they're seeing.

I wish I knew how to build a super computer.
 

TheDoctor455

Friendly Neighborhood Time Lord
Apr 1, 2009
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Granted, but your arms fall off and you go mute.

I wish I had the Portal Gun.
 

KILGAZOR

Magnificent Retard
Dec 27, 2010
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Granted, but Portal 2's release date has been pushed back again.

I wish I wish I was a fish.
 

TheDoctor455

Friendly Neighborhood Time Lord
Apr 1, 2009
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Granted, but you still can't dodge bullets. The first person who fights you in the ring guns you down.

I wish Eumersian had an avatar.
 

havass

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Dec 15, 2009
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Granted, but he chose an avatar so horrible you wish he didn't have one at all.

I wish people would stop using ellipsis when they write...
 

GodofDisaster

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Sep 10, 2009
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Granted but they stop using all forms of grammar.

I wish I could buy somthing at £1000 and pay for it all in pennies. (Actually I've always wanted to do this, just so I can see the look on the sales person's face)
 

Nouw

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Mar 18, 2009
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Granted, but he dies of 'overload pennies' syndrome. Congratulations!

I wish to find happiness