Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[JezebelinHell]

Granted but they all have Jar Jar Binks in them as the lead.

I wish WoW never existed.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. Know we all obsess over MoM.

I wish it was raining whores.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

Granted, But they are all male whores. With jetpacks.

I wish for a jetpack.

 

[Nouw]

Granted but using it makes your penis smaller.

I wish I had a Predator for a bodyguard.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Granted but its a sexual Predator


i wish for candy

 

[Nouw]

Granted, but now you're stuck in a van. With a sexual predator >.>

I wish I died.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

Granted but so do everyone you love. and they rot.

I wish I had come up with that sexual predator line, it was hilarious.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Granted but now you're stuck in the van with me

i wish i had my own robot

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but its a mountain lion robot. It hunts you down and eventually eats you.

I wish I could teleport safely whenever I wanted to.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Granted but you can only teleport too my house

i wish i had lazer eyes

 

[i don't know]

Granted, but I operate your tele-porter, and whenever I go to a safe place, it becomes dangerous...

I wish that I was a better troll.

NINJA! I KEEL YOU!

Granted, but your eyes melt a little every time you shoot a lazer, and you cant stop shooting lazers >.>

 

[Chairman Miaow]

Granted but you burn out your own retinas.

I wish for a laser rifle. which doesn't explode.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Granted but you also burn out your retinas

i wish i had a 360

 

[Chairman Miaow]

Granted but you get a RROD.

I wish for a PS3

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but it's one of the newer models that doesn't allow backwards compatibility.

I wish for a desktop computer so I can play Team Fortress 2 without massive lag.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted, but they've got the idea that humans are evil.

I wish I could return to old Brazil.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted! But you failed..

I wish I was a potato.

 

[i don't know]

Granted, you get expelled from school, and are now once again, considering suicide.

I wish that Easy Street will commit suicide in public, in New York, Brooklyn, near my house...

STOP NINJAING ME!

Granted, but I'm hungry!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I believe you have to correct your wish when you get ninja'd. Or at least that's how it should be..

OT: Granted, but you weren't home at the time.

I wish for a hat!

 

[Nouw]

The hat is about to explode in 3...2...1... WTF BOOM!!!!!!

I wish too for a hat.