Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[One Seven One]

Granted, but it appears you're horriby late for something!

I wish my computer could run better games.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but you can't afford them.

I wish I didn't have so many socks.

 

[One Seven One]

Granted but now you don't have any socks!

I wish I could draw very well.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but your art can only be viewed by yourself.

I wish my legs were made of gold.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but now its too heavy for you to use, rooting you in place for the rest of your life.

I wish people would stop making dumb wishes.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Granted but now everyone is a gypsy ninja pirate zombie king ha ha ha

i wish i was the trolleyist troll that ever trolled

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but you are now part of HoD.

I wish the Asylum RP hadn't died.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Granted but the only one who posts there is HoD

i wish TheDoctor455 will stop the humping jokes now that i got a new avatar

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but he'll make new jokes about your avatar. Forcing you to change your avatar again and as a result, enter a never ending cycle.

I wish I could cast meteor without dying.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but then the game crashes.

I wish I had a bag full of fresh beef jerky.

 

[LupusDei]

Granted, but the bag also contains over 9000 laxitive tablets.

I wish I had an actual wolf tail.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but the wolf you're holding onto doesn't find it too amusing...

I wish I had a bottle of Jones Vanilla Cola.

 

[Agent Cross]

Granted, but it's empty.

I wish I had a clue.

 

[LupusDei]

Granted, But the clue leads to the grave of Jack The Hat, And now you have the entire mafia after you.

I wish Limited edition copy of FF7 for PC, Including mint condition Disk, box and Manual.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Granted but your pc explodes from greatness

i wish i could fight a dragon

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but you lose. Hey, you didn't say anything about winning the fight.

I wish knew where Gypsy's new avatar was from.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but you quickly forget.

I wish for an interview with Nathan Fillion.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but he stalks you after the interview.

I wish Disney hadn't made the Prince of Persia movie, and that the property had been given to a better director and screenwriter.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Granted but all the roles are played by Matthew McConaughey

i wish i had a robot arm to replace the one i lost in the dragon fight

 

[Solo-Wing]

Granted but it's programed to strangle you in your sleep

I wish to be able to get free games on steam.