Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

granted all war is in space

I wish i was also the king of dragons

 

[cryogeist]

Granted...somehow your heart(s) explode

I wish I didnt ninja you

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You never get the satisfaction of ninjaing people because I took away your ability to do it at all.

I wish for my brother to not have an allergic reaction to the paint we just used to paint our basement.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted but now he has an allergic reaction to life...guess what happens

I wish i was good in all my classes at school

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Granted but everyone hates you

i wish i was friends with Michael C. Hall

 

[cryogeist]

Pff everyone hates me as is

OT Granted! hes you only friend!
and some one shoots him!

I wish for nothing at all i dont want ANYTHING

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

fine no wish for you but you get every std

i wish Michael was back

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Granted.. He is eating you, your family and your friends THRILLERS!!
I wish my house was made out of you.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, but I have gas right now.

I wish for the borg invasion of Earth.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted...its poison! but its tasty!

I wish for a cup of water

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but there's a hole in the bottom of your cup! Oh no's! Wet pants and shoes/socks!

I wish for an undervolcano fortress!

 

[Dango]

Granted, but it turns into a ninja pile up.

I wish for a Sega Dreamcast.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted it has a pickax in it!

I wish for a cobalt pickax!

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

HERE YOU GO

*Slams pickaxe made of cobalt into cyrogeist's skull.

I wish I could travel through time at will!

 

[cryogeist]

Granted!
but only by 1 nanosecond

I wish I died quick and painless when i died

 

[cryogeist]

Granted...but they have needles glued in them

I wish i didnt have to wish

 

[cryogeist]

Granted....i have no idea what your talking aboot so im just gonna say he dies

I wish this thread WONT DIE!!!
CLEAR!!!
*BZZT*

 

[Dango]

Granted. The Ban Game dies instead.

I wish for an Oreo.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted but the filling has been licked clean

I wish for something....

 

[Dango]

Granted, but only exists in someone else's mind.

I wish for waffles.