Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[cryogeist]

Granted!
You die 10 times!

I wish that the cake was not a lie

 

[sseh2661]

granted but the cake is made of crap

i wish for my very own army of minecraft creepers

 

[cryogeist]

sssSSSSSS*BOOOOOO BOB BOB OBOOOM*
You die

I wish that that didnt happen

 

[scorptatious]

Granted. They are now buttheads.

I wish I was better at math.

 

[cryogeist]

granted its actually an IED

I wish i was out of this room before that blew up

 

[cryogeist]

Granted,they kill you

I wish for NoThInG!

 

[Eumersian]

Too bad. You get something. And whatever it is, it sucks out loud.

I wish for more food.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. you get more of the food you hate.

I wish for lots of lightbulbs.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted! all your pets eat it

I wish more people came to this thread

 

[Eumersian]

Granted.
Trolls. Thousands of them?

I wish I could come up with things to wish for.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, but you can only come up with wishes that will harm yourself or those you love.

I wish for more tea.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted! up your *insert your privet area here*

I wish for stuff

 

[sseh2661]

granted but you get so much stuff that it fills up the whole world and you suffocate.

I wish for a stone wall that is 100 kilometers high 4000 kilometers long and 30 meters thick

 

[mudkip201]

Granted, but you're buried underneath it.

I wish that my wishes are uncorruptable.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. Too bad your puppy died in your arms though?

I wish for deodorant.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Granted, but I have to sleep with it first.

I wish everyone would stop trying to put the banhammer on games that touch areas they wouldn't raise a whisper about in any other medium.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, now there's nothing in there at all.

I wish raindrops came in different colours.

 

[LFC Scouser]

Granted but it only rains once every 1000 years

I wish for a pet panda

 

[Mettking]

Granted, you are now a criminal for holding an endangered animal.

I wish for a dwarf beard.

 

[LFC Scouser]

Granted you are now female

I wish for 1 dollar