Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[cryogeist]

Granted!
it explodes

I wish i knew how that is possible

 

[LFC Scouser]

Granted you know only that and nothing else

I wish for a brick.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted!
*beats you to death with it*

I wish I had a human shredder to put your body in

 

[LFC Scouser]

Granted it's broken

I wish for a lamp post

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, they're invisible.

I wish my dinner would make itself.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, it also eats itself..

I wish for a giant parrot.

 

[Athol]

Granted! It eats you.

I wish for more wishes

 

[Queen Michael]

You get them, but they're all wishes for disembowelment!

I wish for the Neo badge.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted!
you then get banned

I wish for stuff

 

[mudkip201]

Granted, but then it kills you.
I wish that the next person's wish won't be corrupted.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but then I don't wish for anything..

 

[sseh2661]

granted
but its a gay ninja named steav that wears a pink suit

i wish for an electric guitar

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You have a guitar made of electricity. Have fun trying to play it. Or even touch it.

I wish for a bunch of bees to sting my brother.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted! the sun dies!

I wish for apple cherry juice

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. Apple + cherry is a horrible combination however, and it's total jank.

I wish for an ironing board.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted
You get smashed in the head tom and jerry style

I wish for cinnamon

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, you die as a direct result of it.

I wish for a glass.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted
IN YOUR BRAIN!

I wish for stuff

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted. It's all broken, and you have to clean it up.

I wish I could play the piano really well.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted!
but every piano you get near explodes

I wish for more stuff