Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[BigDeadMushy]

graanted.you can see precisely π seconds into the future,not enough to do anything at all with the ability.

I wish for a donut hole

 

[Roofstone]

Granted. But it is a hole, so it fell trough your pocket and now you cant find it.

I wish for a big wrapper of bubble plastic.

 

[One Seven One]

Granted, but you can't pop any of them and they're too hard to be useful.

I wish I could draw better.

 

[Roofstone]

Granted, but you get super strength aswell, you cant hold anything without breaking it.

I wish I could wish for a wish that everything goes okay with.

 

[ERROR989]

Granted, you just used it to make that wish.

I wish I had money.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.you have exactly 42 Flainian Pobble Beads.for exchange rates,you'll have to check 'The Guide' [don't panic]


I wish my laptop would work properly always :-(

 

[Roofstone]

Granted. But the internett has shut down, and games are illegal now.

I wish my laundry machine could get the blood spots away from my teddy bear. D:

 

[AngryNerd]

Granted, but your washing machine got up and ran away.

I wish I had my own Yoshi.

 

[Roofstone]

Granted,but Mario got a bit drunk and stomped on him.

I wish for an infinite ammount of candy.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. Enjoy your diabetes.

I wish for a cure for diabetes.

 

[Roofstone]

Granted. But to get it you need to eat twenty ton of candy.

I wish for a cure for cancer-

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, but everyone who takes it falls into a coma they can never awaken from.

I wish my cactus wouldn't die.

 

[jhlip]

Granted, but you have to eat half of it with your bare hands.

I wish that I could get a homeless person a job.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, but now you can never get a job.

I wish that America had free healthcare.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted, but free healthcare leads to fewer well-paid doctors, which leads to fewer people wanting to get into medicine, which would be bad.

I wish for wicked expensive healthcare!

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.it only covers hospital bills related to having an anvil dropped on your head.isn't that wonderful?


I wish I always had the exact amount of cash that I want in my pocket.

 

[ERROR989]

Granted. The part of your brain that decides that is removed.

I wish for cake.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.the cake is definitely real,and looks quite delicious,from a distance...it is a urinal cake,which is oddly shaped like a normal cake.many bothans died to bring you this information.


I wish I had a bothan errand boy.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but he quickly gets run over by the Desert Bus. Oh no's!

I wish I had some garlic bread.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.and it is about 5 seconds after you eat it that you remember you were recently turned into a vampire.
a vampire who will forgive this bad pun:
very glad you didn't order a STEAK!

I wish for the worlds largest coffee cup.