Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Robert632]

Granted.At level 4, sentries gain sentience and decides that belonging to someone is beneath it, so it leaves you, never to return.

I wish for a gazebo

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but wasps get in it anyway by the hundreds.

I wish for a real vacation.

 

[staika]

Granted, but theres a hurricane while your there >.>

I wish to be a real boy!

 

[steeple]

granted, you're now just like the rest of us... now get to sweep the chimneys!

I wish for a good idea for a wish

 

[StormShaun]

Granted, you now own a talking toilet who insults you.

I wish for the country to be called Bagutte because it's a better name.

 

[staika]

Granted, but it is turned into an actual bagutte and eaten by pigeons D:

I wish I was cooler >.>

 

[StormShaun]

Granted, everybody thinks your so cool until one day they want you to prove it, so you lay on the train tracks proving your awesome and you get ran over by a train and your cut into two, good news is that they make a statue of you which the inscription on it "Big Fat Lier".

I wish that I was a video game hero.

 

[staika]

Granted, but the game your in freezes up and your stuck not able to move forever!

I wish I had my own planet

 

[steeple]

granted, it crashes into the sun

I wish that warhammer wasnt so expensive, so that I could actually think about getting into it...

 

[staika]

Granted, but it turns out the game sucks >.>

I wish I had more money!

 

[steeple]

granted, you now have an extra cent...
also the economy collapsed, again...

I wish for a tasty sandwich

 

[staika]

Granted, the first few bites are tasty but as you go to look whats on the sandwich you discover a sandwitch!

I wish for sand

 

[steeple]

granted, a witch turns you into sand (see what I did there?)

I wish for more people to see what I did there

 

[Eumersian]

Granted, and people hate you and your cleverness.

I wish to be super OP.

 

[staika]

Granted, But no one cares D:

I wish for people to like me!

 

[steeple]

granted, someone who already liked you has a split personality, that now likes you too

I wish I could sleep for 24 hours

 

[Eumersian]

Granted, but to reach this point, you must consume a dangerous amount of LSD for a good portion of your lifetime.

I wish for a mountain of cocaine.

 

[steeple]

granted, it's located on the moon

I wish for the moon (including your mountain )

he led the 5th army of the criteria

 

[Letitha]

Granted, but then you die.

I wish for all of the cleaning to be done so I can stop putting everything off and get something productive done.

 

[steeple]

granted, now grab a gun and fight off a tyranid invasion

I wish I had money (and time (and willpower)) to get into WH40k...