Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[steeple]

granted, you still fail XD

I wish I could see into the future

 

[StormShaun]

Wish Granted, You die...you didn't say when.

I wish I could eat the perfect grilled cheese sandwich.

 

[steeple]

granted, you choose not too, because you have gone nuts (you can eat it, but you just dont)

I wish I wish I was not a fish

 

[StormShaun]

Wish granted, you change into a whale and you get speared by some Japanese "Research" scientists.

I wish I would not die.

 

[steeple]

granted, you phase out of existence

I wish for pancakes tomorrow...

 

[StormShaun]

Granted. You get served Pancakes with fish oil sauce, Whale blubber side and also bacon...from a horse's anus.

Might of been too detailed then.

I wish for a Jak and Daxter 4.

 

[steeple]

granted, it only runs on a commodore 64 (and with appropriate graphics)

I wish for apple-sauce on my horse-ass bacon...

 

[StormShaun]

Wish granted, except it ain't apple sauce...hehe

I wish Jak and Daxter 4 HD remake on an unbreakable console.

 

[steeple]

oh really? then what is it... oh you bastard! *throws up*

granted, you have no arms now, and can only play it with your teeth and feet

I wish for 4 arms

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you step outside to find four dislocated arms lying on the ground.

I wish for a bag of lemon delights.

 

[steeple]

granted, they combust in your face

I wish for the bat-cave

 

[StormShaun]

Wish Granted, you now have a cave filled with bats...and guess what you're standing in.

I wish I had a bowl of cereal thats entirely made of marshmallows.

 

[staika]

Granted, the marshmallows are expired and it tastes horrible D:

I wish I could focus on studying!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Grand, now you can't read! :3

I wish for world peace.

 

[staika]

Granted, the world becomes boring D:

I wish for another world war!!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Granded, begin the hug war! :3

I wish for love! >:3

 

[steeple]

granted, it exists but you cant have any!

I wish for rain

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Enjoy the sword rain.

I wish for patience.

 

[steeple]

granted, but it takes a lot of time to arrive, and you get into a killing spree in the meanwhile...

I wish to be hipster superman's sidekick

 

[GrimGrimoire]

Granted, but you turn out to be Hipster Robin.

I wish for wings.