Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[QuietCupOfTea]

I wish the person above had wished for something.

@Steeple: Aaww, thank you! ^^ *hugs*

 

[steeple]

@tea: you're completely welcome *returns hug*

granted, he wishes for something you cant ruin, and you are forced to admit defeat...

I wish to be able to play this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3vhl88j9jg] on the drums...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but you need to replace your heart with a pinecone for the wish to work. Play fast and make sure someone is watching, you don't have much time.

I wish for mortality.

 

[steeple]

granted, enjoy hell, sucka!

I wish to do a duet with the robot-devil

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, only he thought you meant duel, so he kills you.

I wish I could catch a ride on the Cash Cab.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. Not only do you get in it and answer everything right, but you even get the video bonus question correct, bringing you to $1800. Unfortunately, you get robbed immediately after stepping out of the cab.

I wish for more fancy writing utensils.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Oh no's! Damn mugging hippies!

OT: Granted, you get all the fancy pancy writing untensils you can handle, and more, but you run out of paper and anything else you could possibly write on.

I wish for my very own squadron of college cheerleaders.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. You get the ugly ones.

I wish for food.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Granted. It is all cheesecake! >:3

I wish for the best PC in the world. >.>

 

[steeple]

granted, it's taken by the government a second later, and they give you an even crappier pc as compensation

I wish you would stop right there, criminal scum!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Granted. I pay with blood... but not mine.

I wish for a bug free Oblivion. >.>

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You become unaware of all that's going on around you. Also, there are no insects around.

I wish I did not have to analyse the crap out of an essay I barely understand.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. You have to analyze the pee out of it, which is also rather smelly.

I wish for more drinks with my name on them!

 

[steeple]

granted, they all taste just horrible, like they were made from human blood and flesh or something... (get where I'm going at?)

I wish all the cool kids were space-reptiles...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted, now anyone who isn't a space-reptile are given wedgies on a daily basis.

I wish that I could nap...

 

[steeple]

granted, a lizard comes while you're napping and bites your head off...

I wish I had spare body-parts, just in case...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but the have a bad case of mutation causing DNA that will turn you into a newt. You won't get better.

I wish for references.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. These obscure references make you feel like such a hipster. Your dislike of hipsters causes you to kill yourself.

I wish I could live forebber. :3

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you get to live for Ebber, but he is a harsh master and whips you once every hour.

I wish for a cheese that would never run out or go moldy so that I wouldn't have to buy cheese again because it's too damned expensive.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. You have the Infinite Kraft Singles. Possibly the nastiest American cheese ever, forever.

I wish for papers.