Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, leading to years of "WHERE YO CURLY MUSTACHE AT?!" (MVC2 referance)

I wish for UMVC3

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You get an Untimly Missed Visitor of Canada... 3 times.

I wish for more acronyms.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. Now everything is an acronym for everything and those things are acronyms too. Acronymception, if you will. This unending confusion destroys your life.

I wish for a friend.

 

[steeple]

granted, you're now stuck with me, forever and ever and ever!

I wish for a dramatic sound-effect

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but it is played so loudly you lose all your hearing.

I wish for the wall beside me to be made out of a stronger material.

 

[steeple]

granted, it's now made of steel, but it's the fourth wall, and you have no choice but breaking it!

I wish to be able to lean on the seventh wall...

 

[staika]

Granted it breaks and destroys the universe, nice going

I wish I could rule the world!!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but because of a clerical error you have to measure the world with a ruler.

I wish for a never ending supply of socks.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, they all emerge from the dryer ripped up and mismatched for all eternity.

I wish for plasmids.

 

[steeple]

Spoiler: granted, you get the one with the bees

I wish I knew how did it get burned...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but the government kills you to keep you quiet.

I wish I was the dictator of Canada.

 

[steeple]

granted, but you overthrow yourself just so you wont be a burden...

I wish canada was considered a war-mongering nation (you know, just because it'd be weird)

 

[Robert632]

Granted. They take over the world and place all non-Canadians into slave labour camps, gassing those who show the slightest bit of rebellious nature, and nuking any camps that have even a chance of falling to the prisoners.

I wish that secondary sources were never used in Essays.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, you have to use Primary so you have to talk to old people all day.

I wish for a new pair on Runners.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you get a new pair of socks on your runners. Your runners are still full of holes.

I wish the yappy dog next door would spontaneously combust from all the barking it's doing.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, he's in your house though...

I wish for a hidden missle launcher

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but you can't remember where it was hidden.

I wish that the morning always started with a musical style song and dance.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, but you go deaf.

I wish to get wasted

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you're crumpled up and thrown away before you ever get used.

I wish for a pirate ship and a lovely wench.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. The ship sinks and the wench goes with it.

I wish for nice desk.