Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Living_Brain]

Granted, It's a replica of a 70's model.
I wish for the WAR Z. NOW.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Granted, it's a glitchy, unplayable mess, populated by whiny 13 year old kids.
I wish my cold would go away.

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, it'll go away and come back later with friends.
I wish that I had a new bed.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Granted, it's a Water bed that explodes leaving the floor wet.

I wish Neronium answered this wish.

 

[StormShaun]

Granted. *Rips off skins, grows an Afro and eats DJ*

I wish for more glasses!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. You get so drunk you crash into another car. Well done.

I wish for Lego.

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, you'll be forced to step on the barefoot though.
[sub]The amount of times I've hurt myself because of that...[/sub]
I wish that I didn't have to pay rent.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Granted, you're now homeless!
I wish I knew how to write a good analysis report

 

[StormShaun]

Granted, it is about how you are a grammar nazi and a troll, you do so well you are officially on the FBI top wanted list.

I Wish for MOAR glasses!

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, they are all broken.
I wish I worked for Eggman Enterprises.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted. Not for you though, for your worst enemy.

I wish I could drive.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but you get busted for driving without a licence.

I wish for a frosty beer.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted, after consuming it you suffer the effects of a Hangover forever.

I wish I had a big plate of pancakes.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. You get so stuffed you choke.
I wish for the ability to create an ability of creating wishes.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. After being introduced to you she decides she doesn't like you.
I wish for a real wish to be wished outside this thread making it come true.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Granted but it's covered in bad clown meat.

I wish to hear the laments of my enemies women.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but now every man in the world lusts after you.

I wish for less ants.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Granted but the surviving ones are the size of elephants.

I wish to control Australia.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Granted but it's the end of time.
I wish the dinosaurs would come back.

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, the old TV show Dinosaurs will come back for one day and for 1 hour.
I wish I had a cooling fan for my laptop.