Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.
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See, I thought about that. That's why I have the ability to grant those abilities to anyone of my choosing as well. =D
Granted, but the water is so cool it's at absolute zero. You'll be waiting for a looooong time to drink that water.
I wish for the next person to read this to make a wish that will get corrupted.
Granted, but the water is so cool it's at absolute zero. You'll be waiting for a looooong time to drink that water.
I wish for the next person to read this to make a wish that will get corrupted.
Granted, but you read it before I did, so your wish is corrupted by corrupting your wish that you wished to corrupt someone else's wish.
I wish that my wish would not be corrupted.
I wish that my wish would not be corrupted.
Granted, you construct the most witty and clever posts of all time. The wit is so damned sharp that you also impale and decapitate the thread, thus killing it. No one can respond to your incredibly clever post, and so it slowly sinks into the pile of forgotten old posts, never to be seen again, whose only witnesses were so struck with awe they didn't know if it was only a dream or not. It's kinda funny.
I wish I remembered to bring my lunch.
I wish I remembered to bring my lunch.
Granted, but the first time you try to fly, you don't realize the speed you have and rocket out of the atmosphere.
I wish that I was a master Necromancer.
I wish that I was a master Necromancer.
Granted. You now have the power to raise and control the dead.
However the only way you can control them it seems is to wake them for short dance numbers.
Your title has been renamed to Master NecroDancer and give new meaning to Dancing with the Dead.
I wish I was better at writing.
However the only way you can control them it seems is to wake them for short dance numbers.
Your title has been renamed to Master NecroDancer and give new meaning to Dancing with the Dead.
I wish I was better at writing.
Granted, but the chili is laced with a highly addictive narcotic as well as low doses of various poisons, so as you eat you're killing yourself.
I wish neither this wish nor my next wish could be corrupted nor could it be ruined.
I wish neither this wish nor my next wish could be corrupted nor could it be ruined.
Granted, but they fall at such a velocity that going outside is just painful.
I wish I was a better singer.
I wish I was a better singer.
Granted, but you also are very loud. VERY loud. As in you just deafened everyone on the planet when you started singing. Thanks for that.
I wish to replace the universe and everything in it with a void of nothingness.
I wish to replace the universe and everything in it with a void of nothingness.
Granted, from the nothingness a new big bang comes forth which creates a new universe.
I wish I had the ability to replicate any act I see like that one black chick from Heroes.
I wish I had the ability to replicate any act I see like that one black chick from Heroes.
Granted, but you have no control over it. One day you see a gun being fired, which results in every being shot.
I wish for a 3 cheese deep pan pizza.
I wish for a 3 cheese deep pan pizza.
Granted, you now have three deep dish cheese pan pizzas.... From last year... That were trampled during the Running of the Bulls.
I wish for control over the 7 Keys of the House, granting me Lordship of the 7 sections of The House along with the Secondary Realms. (If you get this reference, I will love you forever.)
I wish for control over the 7 Keys of the House, granting me Lordship of the 7 sections of The House along with the Secondary Realms. (If you get this reference, I will love you forever.)
Granted, but unfortunately the Morrow Days win.
I wish that Homestuck shippers die in a pyre.
I wish that Homestuck shippers die in a pyre.