Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Dalek Caan]

Granted. Randy Quench is extremely Jealous and stabs you.

I wish Podge and Rodge: A Scare at Bedtime would come back onto telly.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it's 100% Americanized... with a pornographic [live-action] spin-off series created by the API[footnote]American Porn Industry[/footnote]...

I wish I knew what was in the box!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, it's a fist on a spring

I wish for more excellent games

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, they will be ignored due to the overabundance of not-so-excellent games...

I wish laughter did power our generators!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, but too much will overload them, so try not to be too funny

I wish my beer glass would constantly refill itself

 

[TheVampwizimp_v1legacy]

Granted, all you get is skunky American piss beer.

I wish that disco would live again.

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, it's not the same however

I wish I could make a game

 

[FliedLiverAttack]

Granted. You make your magnum opus Ride To Hell:Colonial E.T.

I wish I was talented in drawing.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, you wouldn't be talented at anything else... especially living...

I wish I could speak the language of Japanish!

 

[FliedLiverAttack]

Granted. You learn the language of the country of Japanish.

I wish for a churro.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it's salty with children's tears... and covered in the blood of said children...

I wish the movie version of Into The Woods took more risk than the play version!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, now it's banned for being too controversial

I wish there was a console called X-Station U &#8734 with full GMG and Steam support

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it's lack any means of turning it on, let alone a compatible power source, to see it for yourself...

I wish Spike did showcase the other E3 conferences on their cable channel!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, you're media is not compatible with this channel

I wish I had infinite memory in all my devices

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, you can only fill said memory with digital polaroids of your naked great grandmother...

I wish the bodies hit the floor without making a sound!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, there's no such things as gravity

I wish for a good book to read

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, the only book that exist right now is the novelization of The Room with an introduction written by Uwe Boll himself...

I wish we didn't have just one life to live!

 

[Fractral]

Granted. You may have as many lives as you like exploring what it is like to be a barnacle.

I wish I could decide on what to watch on Netflix.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted, but only Guro Porn is available to you.

I wish for a 10MB download speed on my internet.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, you can only download pictures of Anita Sarkeesian cosplays with that kind of speed...

I wish for a Marvel/DC live-action crossover movie [for kids]!