Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Skatologist]

Granted, but I dropped it in the sand before giving it to you and didn't brush it off in the slightest

I wish for the best possible laptop for PC gaming.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it will explode if you try to turn it on...

I wish I could hang out with Nigel Thornberry!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, but he's not very talkative for the 1 day your with him

I wish I could make g-mod/source videos

 

[Fractral]

Granted, but they're shit and nobody likes them.

I wish I could afford to buy Pillars of Eternity.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but they attract aliens who invade and enslave Earth.

I wish for cactus feet.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted but they prick you with every step you take.

I wish for a fish

 

[FPLOON]

Granted! *Hands you <link=http://gamesnosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/philfish-header01-600x300.jpg>Phil Fish* No refunds or takebacks...

I wish no one knew I had a secret formula...

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, because it no longer exists

I wish I could control how I sleep

 

[Skatologist]

Granted, but you require 3 times as much sleep than you do now.

I wish I was an experienced enough writer to actually work in journalism and make the monies.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You will get locked into it after finding out you absolutely hate it!

I wish I could think of a wish to make for this thread.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, just like the power of the idol, it makes your face melt in special effects fashion!

I wish you can touch music!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, but it electrocutes everyone who touches it

I wish I had a big vault in my cellar to keep things I don't use anymore

 

[Fractral]

Granted, but it instantly fills with corpses.

I wish my jeans wouldn't keep falling down in public.

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, because you have none

I wish I was smarter than I look

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it makes you dumber than you think...

I wish prequels didn't get a bad rep!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, but they don't sell, because they're a niche audience

I wish I for a sequel to (possible Cult game) Bulletstorm

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted, everyone gets a copy except you.

I wish for a unlimited supply of 4 cheese Pizzas.

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, they're off

I wish I had the bonus content from all my games (Physical & Digital)

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

granted but it makes all the games glitch and buggy

I wish dragons existed

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, we must sacrifice you and your whole extended family just so that they stay existing...

I wish to call for a good time!