Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[UltraDeth]

You laugh at everything.

I wish the human race were all positive stereotypes.

 

[UltraDeth]

You laugh at everything.

Need I remind you that the idea is to both grant AND ruin?

What I meant was his new sense of humour makes him laugh like an idiot at everything, regardless of taste, timing or quality.

OT: Would you rather he fetished modern Nintendo?

I wish I could undergo VR training for everything.

 

[UltraDeth]

I'm having trouble ruining this one.

I wish I could jetpack everywhere.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Granted! They no longer yell or argue on their show, instead they have a chronic tired and anxious look on their faces. Their sense of humour seems to have dissapeared.

I wish humans stopped procrastinating.

 

[UltraDeth]

No one knows about this and the slaves are left to rot.

I wish I was a world class watchmaker.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Granted, but your hands are shaking.

I wish for Hollywood to greenlight more big budget avan garde films.

 

[UltraDeth]

Most of them are bloody bizarre.

I wish I got paid vast sums for my Gamerscore/Trophy count.

 

[UltraDeth]

They take offense to your smugness and have you executed.

I wish I could strategize counter-terrorism from my computer.

 

[UltraDeth]

It's all pseudo-science.

I wish I could test weapons on known criminals.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. Being prototypes straight out of the 3d printer, it only takes 3 weapons before one explodes in your face.

I wish winter would hold the fuck up for like 20 more days. There's no need to wake up to 36 F in the mornin

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Granted. Due to global warming winter gets delayed and the melting ice caps cause dosents of coastal cities to pemanently sink beneath the waves.

I wish for bread and circuses!

 

[UltraDeth]

You're the guy who makes pies for the clowns.

I wish I won a tournament.

 

[Living_Brain]

You win The International 7. Being such a huge nerd, you're so awkward that you never get laid.

I wish I had real evidence of good things in my future

 

[UltraDeth]

You'll have a great family, which means a pregnant woman will show up unexpectedly one day.

I wish I had my own flagship, space station and colony.

 

[UltraDeth]

Do you know what tears taste like?

I wish great shows didn't outstay their welcome.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. They're canceled half-way through the 2nd season

I wish transportation was easier (i.e. teleportation)

 

[UltraDeth]

Some people materialize in the exact same space, causing dimensional pocket rifts, killing instantly.

I wish sleep was just as refreshing as it is in games.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted although now all game logic applies and you are currently overburdened.

I wish my internet was quicker.

 

[UltraDeth]

It knows what you want view before you decide to view it.

I wish solar power was used globally.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

The shift in power production causes a change in balance of power, which causes mediterranian nations to push their cultural and military influence on the rest of the world.

I wish everybody was at their physical and mental peak.