RvB

[Firehopper]

There seems to be a bunch of faviourite quote threads floating about lately, so I'll throw in an old goodie.

So yea, favourite Red vs. Blue quotes.

What's mine you ask? "...Or maybe it's a key all the time, and when you stick it inside people it unlocks their death".

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

From the RvB achievements episode: 'Bleep Bloop! I have so many achievemables!'

 

[Mrrrgggrlllrrrg]

You ever wonder why we're here?

 

[ethan22122]

"It looks more like a Puma"

 

[Firehopper]

Oh snap, another "Everybody knows about the international 'Dibs' protocol, and the no take-backs accord".

 

[GodsAndFishes]

Time lines? Time is not made out of lines...it is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round!

 

[Rooker]

Insert here the long list of onomatopoeia words required to properly sound out the beat down Tex put on the Reds and Tucker in Season 8 Episode 10: "This One Goes To Eleven"

But seriously, the end of the 5th Season back when I thought RvB was ending for good. Church's answer to Caboose for "Why are we here?" The speech about not hating someone because somebody told you to, but to hate them for who they REALLY are.

Also: "I am thinking of mean kittens...with spikes! And I am getting very...angryy...EEAARRRGGHH! *leaps into the flag battle* My name is Michael J. Caboose! And I hate babies!" "*gasp!* It's the beast come to live among us for seven years! The end is nigh!"

I can't really think of any others right now...

 

[Dectomax]

"Stop being so nosey, or I'll take away your spying rights!"

 

[Trenya]

But shotgun to the face solves every problem. Here, look how quickly it cures insubordination.

 

[Willis_D]

''That was the worst throw ever... of all time.'' - Agent Washington.

 

[Devon Dent]

Agent Washington "Oh no, we will just have to go through the huge hole in your secure wall"
Pvt. Church "Fine, I'll opening the Fu**ing gate."

 

[Devon Dent]

''That was the worst throw ever... of all time.'' - Agent Washington.

Have you seen the second last ep of the newest season. "That was the second worst throw ever...of all time."

 

[chozo_hybrid]

"Why are there six pedals when there's only four directions?"

 

[captaincabbage]

"GAH! Why are there six pedals, but only four directions!?" Gotta stick with a classic, I still spurt this one-liner every time I try hopelessly to drive a vehicle in an FPS.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Church: Poor Jimmy was the last one to go. Tex walked up to him, pulled Jimmy's skull right out of his head, and beat him to death with it.
Tucker: Wait a second... how do you beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible.
Church: That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming!
Jimmy: (in flashback, being beaten to death with his own skull) This doesn't seem physically possible!

 

[Cobbs]

Of course i can use this thing. Swish Swish Stab Stab. Its a sword dude not a fucking fighter jet!

 

[Willis_D]

''That was the worst throw ever... of all time.'' - Agent Washington.

Have you seen the second last ep of the newest season. "That was the second worst throw ever...of all time."

Yes, and that was bloody hilarious.

 

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

Caboose: Not my fault, Tucker did it.

Lopez: You said you wanted a day of victory, at this speed they will acheive it in exactly 24 hours.

 

[captaincabbage]

Of course i can use this thing. Swish Swish Stab Stab. Its a sword dude not a fucking fighter jet!

lol I love a bit later in that episode with the crateer full of health packs.
"Sarge! Are you okay?"
"Huh, I feel defeated, yet inexplicably rejuvinated!"