Yup, there is no competition. This had me screaming with laughter in the middle of my fucking uni library.SalamanderJoe said:
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I'll have to go with this little dialogue from...I believe it was season 4.
Sarge: Grif! Don't interrupt me when I'm leading in a battle situation!
Grif: ....We're in battle?
Sarge: Of course we are, now get ready for your orders. Donut! Scream like a woman.
Donut: Can do. Aaaaaaaahhhh!
Sarge: Grif! Prepare to sacrifice yourself to save the life of a nearby superior officer. Simmons, kiss ass at will.
Simmons: You're both an excellent leader and a handsome man sir!
Sarge: Grif, you're up.
Grif: Uh, permission to assist Donut sir?
Sarge: Permission denied. Continue with operation meatshield. Remember, just because your bones are broken doesn't mean they won't stop bullets from hitting me.
Sarge: Grif! Don't interrupt me when I'm leading in a battle situation!
Grif: ....We're in battle?
Sarge: Of course we are, now get ready for your orders. Donut! Scream like a woman.
Donut: Can do. Aaaaaaaahhhh!
Sarge: Grif! Prepare to sacrifice yourself to save the life of a nearby superior officer. Simmons, kiss ass at will.
Simmons: You're both an excellent leader and a handsome man sir!
Sarge: Grif, you're up.
Grif: Uh, permission to assist Donut sir?
Sarge: Permission denied. Continue with operation meatshield. Remember, just because your bones are broken doesn't mean they won't stop bullets from hitting me.
(may have gotten the specific characters wrong here, but...)
Grif: Hey blue, we're giving you a chance to surrender!
Church: What?! Why the hell would I surrender?!
Simmons: Umm...you're outnumbered?
Church: I have a tank!!! People with tanks are never outnumbered!!!
Grif: Hey blue, we're giving you a chance to surrender!
Church: What?! Why the hell would I surrender?!
Simmons: Umm...you're outnumbered?
Church: I have a tank!!! People with tanks are never outnumbered!!!
sarge: thats some fine mechinary
griff on speed: hey sarge!!!
sarge:...hmm....why am i suddenly filled with rage?
and another
caboose:theres nothing behind this door
*door buckles*
caboose:wellll...i had better get going, excuse me thank you, excuse me, yes thank you ahhh thats nice
griff on speed: hey sarge!!!
sarge:...hmm....why am i suddenly filled with rage?
and another
caboose:theres nothing behind this door
*door buckles*
caboose:wellll...i had better get going, excuse me thank you, excuse me, yes thank you ahhh thats nice
"It's called a Warthog because it looks like it has tusks! What other animals have tusks?"
"Uh, a walrus?"
"You making up animals now?! I bet next you'll be saying it looks like Bigfoot, or the Loch Ness Monster, or the...what's that Mexican thing that kills goats?"
"The chupacabra sir."
"Oh yeah! Chupa-thingy. You gonna say it looks like that too?"
"Uh, a walrus?"
"You making up animals now?! I bet next you'll be saying it looks like Bigfoot, or the Loch Ness Monster, or the...what's that Mexican thing that kills goats?"
"The chupacabra sir."
"Oh yeah! Chupa-thingy. You gonna say it looks like that too?"
"Church wait!!!" Tucker
"Church hold on a second I have something to tell you!!!" Tucker
"Tucker what;what is it?!" Church
"I just wanted to say;I got a hardline Tex can use;Bow chicka bow wow." Tucker
"How did you even hear that!!" Tex
Season 5 - Where Credit Is Due
I laughing so hard !!!!
"Church hold on a second I have something to tell you!!!" Tucker
"Tucker what;what is it?!" Church
"I just wanted to say;I got a hardline Tex can use;Bow chicka bow wow." Tucker
"How did you even hear that!!" Tex
Season 5 - Where Credit Is Due
I laughing so hard !!!!
Caboose: "I hope we meet a cleric on the way. We don't have anyone who can heal."
Crunchbite: "Blarg blarg."
Andy: "He says he's a healer."
Caboose: "Oh, good."
Andy: "Not really. They eat their wounded."
Caboose: "Just like chiropractors."
Caboose: "Ok, so, um, Tucker is the fighter, Crunchbite is the healer and I am the powerful.....and intelligent wizard. Morphumax."
Andy: "What the hell does that make me?"
Caboose': "You're the good-looking and stealthy archer."
Andy: "A bow and arrow? I don't have any arms you frickin' moron!"
Caboose: "That is what makes you so stealthy. [turns away from Andy] This is going to be the best party ever."
Tucker: "I'm gonna fuckin' die."
Crunchbite: "Blarg blarg."
Andy: "He says he's a healer."
Caboose: "Oh, good."
Andy: "Not really. They eat their wounded."
Caboose: "Just like chiropractors."
Caboose: "Ok, so, um, Tucker is the fighter, Crunchbite is the healer and I am the powerful.....and intelligent wizard. Morphumax."
Andy: "What the hell does that make me?"
Caboose': "You're the good-looking and stealthy archer."
Andy: "A bow and arrow? I don't have any arms you frickin' moron!"
Caboose: "That is what makes you so stealthy. [turns away from Andy] This is going to be the best party ever."
Tucker: "I'm gonna fuckin' die."
Wash: I told them caboose did it, apparantly they already have a shortcut on their keyboard for reporting his team kills.
Caboose: Control F.U.
Caboose: Control F.U.
"Tex, I think you are pretty, and you havnt hurt my body in a long time, so I was hoping that we could talk and be friends maybe and hold hands, and you would go with me. And would you woul-with me, you would be my real girlfriend"
I was literally just about to correct myself... less than a minute, seriously.BlastedTheWorm said:
On Halo 3 maps
Sarge: Hey, look at this! It's a central turret that can be used against either team, preferably blue team.
Church: Either team? Man, Caboose is gonna have a heyday with that thing.
Sarge: Hey, look at this! It's a central turret that can be used against either team, preferably blue team.
Church: Either team? Man, Caboose is gonna have a heyday with that thing.