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judowarrior

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Andy: Caboose! Why did you help us?
Caboose: I was helping you watch
Andy: What if something had happened?
Caboose: I'm sure I would have seen it
 

Nairang

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"we're in the future and everything is shiny here"
"im a lover not a digger"
"i don't want to live in a world without big explosion"
"when it goes off i'll be fine it only affects computers remeber and i am a mother fucking ghost"
"aren't we supposed to run away from explosions?"
 

Lullabye

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captaincabbage said:
Cobbs said:
Of course i can use this thing. Swish Swish Stab Stab. Its a sword dude not a fucking fighter jet!
lol I love a bit later in that episode with the crateer full of health packs.
"Sarge! Are you okay?"
"Huh, I feel defeated, yet inexplicably rejuvinated!"
"She knocked the black off of you!"
[sub]"That's racist...[/sub]
 

captaincabbage

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Lullabye said:
captaincabbage said:
Cobbs said:
Of course i can use this thing. Swish Swish Stab Stab. Its a sword dude not a fucking fighter jet!
lol I love a bit later in that episode with the crateer full of health packs.
"Sarge! Are you okay?"
"Huh, I feel defeated, yet inexplicably rejuvinated!"
"She knocked the black off of you!"
[sub]"That's racist...[/sub]
"Wait, which one do I shoot?"
[sub]"Shoot the one that's winning dumbass!"[/sub]
"Oh right."
 

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There's too many to write down!

"That's a lot of graves man, lot's of holes to fill, bow chika wow wow" - Tucker
"No seriously Caboose has crazy upper body strength, me and Church think it's gods way of compensating." - Tucker
"There is no eleven you FUCKING WHORE!!" - Church
"Church if i die i want you to have my orange juice.." - Caboose

and then there's some of my favourite conversations:

Church - "i think we could have got that thing if i at least hit it a few more times"
Tucker - "A few more times? how about one time."
Church - "Well i think i at least landed a couple of shots"
Tex - "You didn't hit anything but the wall.."
Church - "How the hell would you know you were running straight backwards!"
Tex - "This is a long range weapon, i need distance to use it effectively"
Tucker - "Where were you planning on shooting him from the fucking moon? if you backed up any further you would have had to mail him the bullets"


Sarge - "We want the flag-"
Simmons - "wait a minute the last time we got the flag that chick in black armour showed up.."
Sarge - "..to stay right where it is. Keep the flag"

Tex - "i've been gone a week and you get yourself another girl on the team?!"
Tucker - "Whoa... tread lightly dude, tread lightly"

Doc - "I'm a pacifist"
Caboose - "you're a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker - "No dude that's a paedophile"
 

Jeralt2100

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I'll have to go with this little dialogue from...I believe it was season 4.

Sarge: Grif! Don't interrupt me when I'm leading in a battle situation!

Grif: ....We're in battle?

Sarge: Of course we are, now get ready for your orders. Donut! Scream like a woman.

Donut: Can do. Aaaaaaaahhhh!

Sarge: Grif! Prepare to sacrifice yourself to save the life of a nearby superior officer. Simmons, kiss ass at will.

Simmons: You're both an excellent leader and a handsome man sir!



Sarge: Grif, you're up.

Grif: Uh, permission to assist Donut sir?

Sarge: Permission denied. Continue with operation meatshield. Remember, just because your bones are broken doesn't mean they won't stop bullets from hitting me.
 

Sarmos

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"Donught, you touched everything. That's the exact oppisitte of touching nothing!"
-Sarge

"And I'm a blue and I'm not trying to do anything. Except get L-A-I-D."
*silence*
"Laid"
"Yeah, we can spell dumbass, we just think that was F**king week."
 

neurohazzard

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(may have gotten the specific characters wrong here, but...)
Grif: Hey blue, we're giving you a chance to surrender!
Church: What?! Why the hell would I surrender?!
Simmons: Umm...you're outnumbered?
Church: I have a tank!!! People with tanks are never outnumbered!!!
 

Sarkule

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When they're talking about Tex
"She ripped out his skull and beat him to death with it"
"That doesn't seem physically possible"
"That's what he was screaming while she was doing it"
"THIS DOESN'T SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE"
 

Echo136

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That was the worst throw ever. Of all time

Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way.
 

Dead Eye II

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sarge: thats some fine mechinary
griff on speed: hey sarge!!!
sarge:...hmm....why am i suddenly filled with rage?

and another

caboose:theres nothing behind this door
*door buckles*
caboose:wellll...i had better get going, excuse me thank you, excuse me, yes thank you ahhh thats nice
 

shadyh8er

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"It's called a Warthog because it looks like it has tusks! What other animals have tusks?"

"Uh, a walrus?"

"You making up animals now?! I bet next you'll be saying it looks like Bigfoot, or the Loch Ness Monster, or the...what's that Mexican thing that kills goats?"

"The chupacabra sir."

"Oh yeah! Chupa-thingy. You gonna say it looks like that too?"
 

Asickorphan

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"Church wait!!!" Tucker
"Church hold on a second I have something to tell you!!!" Tucker
"Tucker what;what is it?!" Church
"I just wanted to say;I got a hardline Tex can use;Bow chicka bow wow." Tucker
"How did you even hear that!!" Tex

Season 5 - Where Credit Is Due

I laughing so hard !!!!
 

Riddle78

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From our favourite idiot...
"Now I'M on fire! That's much worse than other things burning!"
Sorry if it's off...It's been a while since I saw that,and I don't have access to the video...Damn school blockers.
 

pendragon177

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Caboose: "I hope we meet a cleric on the way. We don't have anyone who can heal."
Crunchbite: "Blarg blarg."
Andy: "He says he's a healer."
Caboose: "Oh, good."
Andy: "Not really. They eat their wounded."
Caboose: "Just like chiropractors."
Caboose: "Ok, so, um, Tucker is the fighter, Crunchbite is the healer and I am the powerful.....and intelligent wizard. Morphumax."
Andy: "What the hell does that make me?"
Caboose': "You're the good-looking and stealthy archer."
Andy: "A bow and arrow? I don't have any arms you frickin' moron!"
Caboose: "That is what makes you so stealthy. [turns away from Andy] This is going to be the best party ever."
Tucker: "I'm gonna fuckin' die."