There's too many to write down!
"That's a lot of graves man, lot's of holes to fill, bow chika wow wow" - Tucker
"No seriously Caboose has crazy upper body strength, me and Church think it's gods way of compensating." - Tucker
"There is no eleven you FUCKING WHORE!!" - Church
"Church if i die i want you to have my orange juice.." - Caboose
and then there's some of my favourite conversations:
Church - "i think we could have got that thing if i at least hit it a few more times"
Tucker - "A few more times? how about one time."
Church - "Well i think i at least landed a couple of shots"
Tex - "You didn't hit anything but the wall.."
Church - "How the hell would you know you were running straight backwards!"
Tex - "This is a long range weapon, i need distance to use it effectively"
Tucker - "Where were you planning on shooting him from the fucking moon? if you backed up any further you would have had to mail him the bullets"
Sarge - "We want the flag-"
Simmons - "wait a minute the last time we got the flag that chick in black armour showed up.."
Sarge - "..to stay right where it is. Keep the flag"
Tex - "i've been gone a week and you get yourself another girl on the team?!"
Tucker - "Whoa... tread lightly dude, tread lightly"
Doc - "I'm a pacifist"
Caboose - "you're a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker - "No dude that's a paedophile"