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[Shockolate]

"There is no eleven you FUCKING WHORE!"

-Church, to the computer phone lady.

 

[Ponch]

"Is it a spider?"

 

[tehbeard]

"I do not want to catch pregnancy"

"I feel defeated, yet inextricably rejuvanated"

 

[CounterAttack]

Sarge has some of the best lines I've ever heard/quoted:

"I hope you brought your wallet, 'cause the rent in Hell is paid in advance! Or my personal favourite, 'You just got Sarge'd.'"

[hr]

"Agent Wash - "
"Son of a *****."
"You just got - " *Sarge fires his shotgun* "God dammit, I messed up mah one-liner!"

 

[savageoblivi0n]

O'Malley (escaping with Lopez): and now i make my escape with my metallic hostage...never to be seen again! Unless i want to be seen...in which case, if i see you....before you see me...LOOK OUT!
last ep of season 2

 

[Joe Deadman]

"new target aquired"
"That's not a target. That's church"

 

[khiliani]

Simmons:"your wearing modern, top of the line bullet proof armour, what are bats going to do to you"
Griff: "you know what else might be in the caves? snakes"
Simmons: "fuck it, lets go stand by the light"

or

Griff "they were asking me all these questions, i think they wanted infomation"
Simmons "WHAT? they wanted infomation and they took you? i mean, i was right there"

 

[Sun Flash]

"Your toast has been burnt and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts"

 

[Kraiiit]

"My armour's not pink. It's lightish red!"
"Yeah, guess what- they already have a color for lightish red. You know what it's called? Pink."

Also: "Get the fuck away from my ship, tomato-can."

 

[ilikepie59]

"Why are there six pedals when there's only four directions?"

Tucker: "Why are there only 4 levers when there are 6 directions?"

 

[chozo_hybrid]

"Why are there six pedals when there's only four directions?"

Tucker: "Why are there only 4 levers when there are 6 directions?"

My bad, it's late here and I'm tired XD Thanks.

 

[Max01234]

Caboose: My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies.

Church: You will fear my LASER-FACE!

Washington: Wait, what's that noise? Is that a ... CAR!!!

 

[ilikepie59]

"Why are there six pedals when there's only four directions?"

Tucker: "Why are there only 4 levers when there are 6 directions?"

My bad, it's late here and I'm tired XD Thanks.

Lol! No, You're absolutely right.
Tucker said the other quote in season 7 while trying to drive the Elephant.

 

[Firehopper]

"It looks more like a Puma"

What in sam hell is a puma.

It's a mythical animal, like a Walrus or such.

 

[SalamanderJoe]

The Monty Oum episode. (Monty Oum did Dead Fantasy if you don't know. Search google if you don't know what Dead Fantasy is)

"PROTECT ME CONE!!"

 

[Oliver Pink]

While I love all the quotes - the show itself... just blows my mind. It has made me cry.