Say Hello to Baby Dovahkiin
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I'm sorry your daughters friend had to go through that shit, and the fact that your daughter has to live with it.Enrathi said:
I was actually referring to physical bullying, like sticking heads down toilets and rubbing faces in dirt, it seems unheard of these days.
I guess we just have to hope Dovahkiin can be mentally strong enough to resist any bullying he might receive.
So there are really only a few other people on this forum who think this is an awesome name? Sadface
One night...SidingWithTheEnemy said:
"Little Dovahkiin! Bedtime!"
Dovahkiin turns.
"FUS ROH DAH!"
Goes back to playing Skyrim.
....
Oh, the things to do!
"Hey! Nerd! Gimme your lunch money!"
"FUS ROH DAH"
"Nom nom nom"
.....
"Quick! Arrest him!"
"YOL TOOR SHUL"
"SHIIIIIIIIIIIT"
......
"Hey! This little prick stole our bike! Get him!"
"Vigilance! ATTACK!"
....
For, little Dovahkiin must have a dog named Vigilance. A war dog.
And he can have a talking one named Barbas.
Now excuse me while I go change my name.
He's more than likely gonna be known as Tom anyway seeing as Dovahkiin is just Dragonborn. It's like a title like Doctor or something, think of it that way and it's awesome!
I would agree that this is mean.... But honestly, how many bullies will actually know the dragon name for the main character in Skyrim in 5 years?
My middle name was almost Dunottar so im actually backing these parents up. Still better than those white supremacists who named their kinds "white power" and "hitler".
And hell being bullied happens to kids with normal names too, so really whatever.
And hell being bullied happens to kids with normal names too, so really whatever.
Guys. Guys. This can be used for his advantage.
"Dad, why did you call me Dovahkiin?"
"Son, we named you after a brave hero. I learnt this story from a game around 5 years ago. He started from humble beginnings, in the long lost land of Skyrim. And, it was only near his death, that he realized his own fate..."
Dad then tell him the story of Skyrim, Happy End included. Little Dovah goes to school.
"Dovahkiin? What sort of name is that?"
"It means "Dragonborn". It was the name of a great hero!" Dovah tells enquirer the epic story of the Dragonborn.
Hell, any name can be used by kids to make fun of other kids. And if not their names, the things they say or do. It would happen anyway. Dovah's just gotta pull through it. We all have to.
"Dad, why did you call me Dovahkiin?"
"Son, we named you after a brave hero. I learnt this story from a game around 5 years ago. He started from humble beginnings, in the long lost land of Skyrim. And, it was only near his death, that he realized his own fate..."
Dad then tell him the story of Skyrim, Happy End included. Little Dovah goes to school.
"Dovahkiin? What sort of name is that?"
"It means "Dragonborn". It was the name of a great hero!" Dovah tells enquirer the epic story of the Dragonborn.
Hell, any name can be used by kids to make fun of other kids. And if not their names, the things they say or do. It would happen anyway. Dovah's just gotta pull through it. We all have to.
THIS! I feel horrible for him when he hits school. Well on the bright side he can shoout the bully off a mountian.albinoterrorist said:
I got shit in school for being named Remington...I fell for this kid. You're gonna need those keys for the future games.
Hope you look forward to all the awkward looks and mispronunciations kid! Be glad mommy and daddy got their games! Honestly, were they not thinking of what this might mean for the child? I mean hell, having a name like that is just asking for trouble, not to mention how is the kid going to feel knowing that he was "named so mommy and daddy could have free games?" I sincerely hope, for the kids sake, they at least refer to him by his middle name.
Why hello there little Dovahkiin. I am sure you will slay many dragons when you grow up. And be quite the noisy baby no doubt. HA HA HA!
In all serious though, they probably should have made that his middle name. I guess he could still go by Tom though if he wants.
Still, while Dovahkiin is no doubt an odd name, it isn't exactly 'lame'. I mean, it does sound pretty exotic and cool. Will be hard as hell for the poor kid learning to say and spell it though.