Not nearly as bad as you make it out to bealbinoterrorist said:Yeah, the bullying as a kid and the weird looks whenever he does anything official (job appliactions, legal documents, passport control, bank accounts, etc.) for the rest of his life is really gonna be a whale of a time.hazabaza1 said:Luckiest.
Child.
Ever.
I'm so jealous.
Why make his first name Dovahkiin?
It was just to name the kid it. Not necessarily the first name. You could have made any of his middle names it..
But now, he is Dovahkiin.
Thanks alot, mom and dad.
The main bad thing is that their motivation for naming the kid was free games. It is basically like naming him Pepsi to get an endorsement deal.Jumplion said:Okay, seriously guys, I really don't get why everyone is saying how horrible this is for the kid. Dovahkiin is an awesome name! Sounds russianese or something. Shorten it to Dovah, Kin, Dov, Kane maybe, or just call him by his last name or hell just go all out and call him Dragon-Born.
I really don't see the horribleness of all this, there are certainly worse names to give your kid like "Fucker" or "Hitler".
You're named after a gun manufacturer? Why the hell would people bag on you , then?Rem45 said:I got shit in school for being named Remington...I fell for this kid. You're gonna need those keys for the future games.
Well when he's young they can just tell him that he's 'dragon born'. I mean, if I thought my dad was a dragon when I was eight that would've been awesome.Dfskelleton said:I can just see the look on that guys face when he grows up and asks "Mom, Dad, why did you name me Dovahkiin?"
My guess, is there are some here who got bullied for what they view as less petty reasons and they want the kid to get the same treatment. Fact is, there are no nonpetty reasons for being bullied or to bully someone. It is nothing but insecurity on the part of the bully, who needs some better social adjustment.SteelStallion said:Wait, what is with the bully posts? Why would he be bullied?
By the time he gets to kindergarden, 4-5 years will have passed. 4-5 year olds don't play Skyrim and they'll think it's a Serbian name or something. "Dovahkiin" is exotic, but it isn't something like naming your kid "Megatron" or "Darth Vader".
When he gets to Elementary school, kids still won't be playing Skyrim. I doubt people in grades 2-6 would play an old RPG they'll probably never have heard of.
When he gets to Highschool, Skyrim will be so far behind him that only a few hardcore RPG enthusiasts/nerds will give him a wink or a nudge and talk about how cool it is. While everyone else just knows him as "That kid who sounds like he's from Serbia". I don't see any of the logic you guys are presenting, he's not going to be bullied at all.
Furthermore, people criticizing the parents think they're doing this for the free swag. They're not, they're probably doing it because they're diehard fans.
It's no different than having a video game themed wedding or investing geek culture into any other part of your life. Although this is a bit extreme.
Or he can politely explain that he is a dragon.theriddlen said:Well, everyone is going to call him Tom anyway, so it's not this much of a deal. And if someone sees that his first name is Dovahkiin they'll just think it's Russian.