Say Hello to Baby Dovahkiin

Jumplion

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Okay, seriously guys, I really don't get why everyone is saying how horrible this is for the kid. Dovahkiin is an awesome name! Sounds russianese or something. Shorten it to Dovah, Kin, Dov, Kane maybe, or just call him by his last name or hell just go all out and call him Dragon-Born.

I really don't see the horribleness of all this, there are certainly worse names to give your kid like "Fucker" or "Hitler".
 

zehydra

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albinoterrorist said:
hazabaza1 said:
Luckiest.
Child.
Ever.
I'm so jealous.
Yeah, the bullying as a kid and the weird looks whenever he does anything official (job appliactions, legal documents, passport control, bank accounts, etc.) for the rest of his life is really gonna be a whale of a time.

Why make his first name Dovahkiin?
It was just to name the kid it. Not necessarily the first name. You could have made any of his middle names it..

But now, he is Dovahkiin.
Thanks alot, mom and dad.
Not nearly as bad as you make it out to be
 

Belaam

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The "Tom" got me thinking of Voldemort so I ran that mess of a name through an anagram program. The result?

I'm very like the Dalek moron.

This kid is screwed.
 

Herr Uhl

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Jumplion said:
Okay, seriously guys, I really don't get why everyone is saying how horrible this is for the kid. Dovahkiin is an awesome name! Sounds russianese or something. Shorten it to Dovah, Kin, Dov, Kane maybe, or just call him by his last name or hell just go all out and call him Dragon-Born.

I really don't see the horribleness of all this, there are certainly worse names to give your kid like "Fucker" or "Hitler".
The main bad thing is that their motivation for naming the kid was free games. It is basically like naming him Pepsi to get an endorsement deal.
 

Woulvain

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This child shall be the best kid ever, of all time.
I can't believe someone actually did this but I am SUPER glad someone did!
 

Crazy Zaul

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Changing you name is as easy as buying a hotdog these days so i'm sure he'll be fine. (A £30 hotdog)
 

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I doubt he'll get as much flak as people are saying...The kids he grows up will forget about the game or won't even know it. And no one gets made fun of for having a weird name these days considering how many immigrants we have that have non-american names. Hell I know so many Djaksaputras, Siddarthas, Qiangweis and Hanazawas I don't think those names are strange at all...

That is unless he grows up with a bunch of hicks. Which I doubt.
 

I Have No Idea

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Rem45 said:
I got shit in school for being named Remington...I fell for this kid. You're gonna need those keys for the future games.
You're named after a gun manufacturer? Why the hell would people bag on you , then?
 

Hell-On-Wheels

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Ah well, guess it's better than naming your children after the cars they were conceived in.

Damn, got ninja'd.
 

SomeLameStuff

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This kid is going to grow up being awesome. Besides, people have been named far more nerdily.

Like Mr Batman.

 

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Hmmmm.... naming my child something that ensures them constant hardship throughout their entire life, at the reward of some free video games... HELL YEAH!!!
I can just see the look on that guys face when he grows up and asks "Mom, Dad, why did you name me Dovahkiin?"
 

Blind Sight

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Guys, just because it's his first name it doesn't mean he's going to be bullied. My girlfriend has an 'old lady's' first name, so she just went with her middle name. Didn't have any problems. I severely doubt that they won't just call him Tom. Hell, one of my friends in high school was named Maverick because his parents were immigrants and didn't understand English naming. The result? Completely badass name.

Dfskelleton said:
I can just see the look on that guys face when he grows up and asks "Mom, Dad, why did you name me Dovahkiin?"
Well when he's young they can just tell him that he's 'dragon born'. I mean, if I thought my dad was a dragon when I was eight that would've been awesome.
 

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Wait, what is with the bully posts? Why would he be bullied?

By the time he gets to kindergarden, 4-5 years will have passed. 4-5 year olds don't play Skyrim and they'll think it's a Serbian name or something. "Dovahkiin" is exotic, but it isn't something like naming your kid "Megatron" or "Darth Vader".

When he gets to Elementary school, kids still won't be playing Skyrim. I doubt people in grades 2-6 would play an old RPG they'll probably never have heard of.

When he gets to Highschool, Skyrim will be so far behind him that only a few hardcore RPG enthusiasts/nerds will give him a wink or a nudge and talk about how cool it is. While everyone else just knows him as "That kid who sounds like he's from Serbia". I don't see any of the logic you guys are presenting, he's not going to be bullied at all.


Furthermore, people criticizing the parents think they're doing this for the free swag. They're not, they're probably doing it because they're diehard fans.

It's no different than having a video game themed wedding or investing geek culture into any other part of your life. Although this is a bit extreme.
My guess, is there are some here who got bullied for what they view as less petty reasons and they want the kid to get the same treatment. Fact is, there are no nonpetty reasons for being bullied or to bully someone. It is nothing but insecurity on the part of the bully, who needs some better social adjustment.
Maybe once we get over the part where we expect some nerd, dork, skinny or fat kid, or whatever is should be bullied, maybe then we can realize there is no room for bullying.

Frankly, I think it is a rather cool name, and I don't care it was inspired by a videogame. So what? How many people in the Escapist community have a name that their parents given them because it was inspired by a movie, a book, a song? Are you going to stand by and laugh as someone picks on someone called Hermione, Sam, or Kirk? Of course not. This is part of the argument that games should be accepted as part of the rest of art and literature. How many here try to support that argument but instead in this thread automatically assumed this kid was going to be bullied? If that fits you, then you need to take some time and figure out what it is you are trying to support here. Otherwise you have no place to argue when some senator or school board member tries to suppress games in art culture.
Leave your insecurities at the door, people. It is time for a brave new world, and if you can't handle the light, then leave here and stay in the dark.
 

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theriddlen said:
Well, everyone is going to call him Tom anyway, so it's not this much of a deal. And if someone sees that his first name is Dovahkiin they'll just think it's Russian.
Or he can politely explain that he is a dragon.
 

2012 Wont Happen

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It isn't that unusual sounding of a name. Just sounds like a Paki name or something. It's not something that will get him bullied. At least where I come from it wouldn't be.