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Scariest thing you've ever seen in real life
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See, that's what I thought, too, at first. Before logic was all "BUT SPIDERS LAY EGGS YOU FUCKING IMBECILE".HT_Black said:
Good to know my first instinct was correct.
Now I have to go scratch my everything because my skin is crawling.
Probably a 122mm rocket landing mere yards away quickly followed by the realization that 1) I was probably only unhurt because I happened to be bending over to pick up a cigarette butt and was thus concealed by a concrete barrier at the time and 2) I was at least 50 yards from a bunker and such rockets generally come with friends.
Mine exploded, I've never seen my reflection for longer than a quarter second.demoman_chaos said:
OT: <link=http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/051/943/original/milk-alien-wtf.jpg?1275319766>This.
The scariest thing I've ever seen in real life was a massive halo lan party 0_o I still have nightmares even to this day....
Wait, did I say "Pregnant"? Sorry, I meant "nursing" (as it were). You see, Wolf Spider mothers carry their babies on their backs-- they are, to the best of my knowledge, unique among spiders in this. My bad, I was thinking of something completely different when I wrote that.Monkfish Acc. said:
Lets just say I has fun writing my exam and hour later.
I've had a few scares. Mostly car related. The worst one was I was driving on the highway when I realize that I can't go faster than 65mph and that I smell the distinct scent of burn. Keep in mind that my engine has been giving me trouble lately where it doesn't like to keep fluid in the coolant tank. I imediately get off the road, turn off the car, put my four ways one, and call my mom (who works for AAA). After checking like a million times that there was no smoke or fire anywhere in, on or near my car, I decide to wait there for the two truck. 35 mins. later it arrives and the dude tells me that my engine looks fine but (to my good fortune and dismay) my left rear tire is trashed beyond repair.
There was also this one time that I was sleeping in my basement. I had it set up so I was sleeping in front of a couch with a high backed beige chair behind it, with a big screen TV at my feet. I woke up three times that night, looked in the TV and felt my heart litterally skip a beat (which hurts like mad) only to realize the 'face' I was seeing was really the back of the chair over the couch. I know it was really lame but it was also possibly the worst fright of my life.
There was also this one time that I was sleeping in my basement. I had it set up so I was sleeping in front of a couch with a high backed beige chair behind it, with a big screen TV at my feet. I woke up three times that night, looked in the TV and felt my heart litterally skip a beat (which hurts like mad) only to realize the 'face' I was seeing was really the back of the chair over the couch. I know it was really lame but it was also possibly the worst fright of my life.
Ah. Well, I don't think they have wolf spiders in Ireland. So it was probably the babies eating the mother thing.HT_Black said:
This shit is why I am glad I do not live in America or Australia or something.
I guess "OH GOOOOD GET IT OFF!!!" is a little unprecise from a scientific viewpoint. And "Doomcrawler" was probably allready taken or patentet. No one will really truly know.Peteron said:One question. If it is a camel spider shouldn't it be half camel? People need better names for arachnids.AjimboB said:
Any questions?
I think you and I (from Norway) got some spiders that carries their young in sacks attached to their bottoms. They are bright white. Don't squish them, but find another creative way of getting rid of them, most preferably letting it out. Also, they can drop that sack anytime they want.Monkfish Acc. said:
HT_Black said:
Judging by this I'm guessing you're either a Messenger from Cthulhu or Cthulhu himself...
