HA! That's it? That's the most horrifying webcomic you can think of? Wow...I envy your ignorance.Madara XIII said:
You lucky bastard.
Scariest thing you've ever seen in real life
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You lucky bastard.
I was eating at a Jack in the Box off of Martin Luther King Blvd in Vegas around midnight, planning to eat and go back to the Crown and Anchor for beers when I saw the scariest shit I've ever seen...
Guy came rushing out of the bathroom on fire. Not like a sleeve or some little thing, I mean engulfed in flames like in a war movie. People kicked him over and were dumping sodas on him as they tried to make him roll around. The smell still sticks to the inside of my nostrils, we smell similar to pork when we roast I can tell you that. Well, pork wrapped in clothing and hair that all burns faster than the meat.
This is why people shouldn't freebase cocaine, it has dangerous side effect wherein you may burst into flames.
Guy came rushing out of the bathroom on fire. Not like a sleeve or some little thing, I mean engulfed in flames like in a war movie. People kicked him over and were dumping sodas on him as they tried to make him roll around. The smell still sticks to the inside of my nostrils, we smell similar to pork when we roast I can tell you that. Well, pork wrapped in clothing and hair that all burns faster than the meat.
This is why people shouldn't freebase cocaine, it has dangerous side effect wherein you may burst into flames.
A couple of friends of mine are interested in Delta, It would be cool to do some of the stuff, and walk around knowing that 12 hours ago you just prevented world war III and know one will ever know. But I couldnt hack the selection, or the inability to maintain a life outside of assassinating people and creating rebel armies.brainless_fps_player said:
OT: Scariest thing ever for me, isn't something that I actually saw. It was gunfire, and it in my direction.
Working in the OR both with both non traumatic and traumatic patients, I also know about never forgetting the smell of burning human flesh.Treeinthewoods said:
Well, one of my sister's hobbies was scarring me for life as a child, so...
OT: My uncle's house during renovation work. Not scary in a "Boo!" kind of way, but more in a "Dear God, how could someone live in a house like this?"
Keep in mind the house had, under the floorboards, a wire that wasn't stapled in place, but
nailed. No wonder there's so much fire damage in that place.
Fortunately, after a day of work, the house, while still terrifying, just feels clean.
OT: My uncle's house during renovation work. Not scary in a "Boo!" kind of way, but more in a "Dear God, how could someone live in a house like this?"
Keep in mind the house had, under the floorboards, a wire that wasn't stapled in place, but
nailed. No wonder there's so much fire damage in that place.
Fortunately, after a day of work, the house, while still terrifying, just feels clean.
Seriously?AjimboB said:
Any questions?
Well, when the spider apocalypse comes, we know who'll be leading the charge...
O_O...NO...no no I have to unsee it... I have to!! I HAVE TOOOOOOOHT_Black said:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I feel so dirty...so unclean..Not even Satan himself would ensue such torture on anyone.
First of all: go ahead. It's a hilarious article, and it's tastefully censored to boot. The only thing you need to worry about is making sure you don't get turned on by anything you may see.zombiejoe said:
Secondly: I've spent over two decades perfecting the art of destroying a man's sanity. Not simply damaging it, mind: I've learned how to subtly manipulate the human consciousness until anything resembling rationality or reason is completely destroyed, leaving only a jibbering pile of flesh and internet memes in its place. It was during this training that I learned the "twenty deadly links", a series of internet links which are capable of inflicting devastation upon the viewer's psyche. If I so desired, I could leave you in a fetal position on the floor with nothing more than a few words; but as it is, I'll settle for shocking and appalling you. Be thankful I'm in a good mood.
...Actually, I just found it while browsing the "So Bad It's Horrible" page on TVTropes one day. Funny that such a friendly website would contain something so vile, isn't it?
I have no fucking idea.zombiejoe said:
I guess it might have been sitting on its egg sack? Or maybe it had reached the stage where all the babies eat the mother.
I dunno. All I know is I poked it with a stick and then I had to keep my hair completely shaved off for months.
France, 2006 , 3 month of active duty in the Police.
We where dispatched on a domestic disturbance, it's a pretty usual mission. Normally it's just a couple arguing very loud and throwing object at each other.
At the scene, a medium sized building appartement lot. We found the wife crying and spazing in the staircase next to her appartement door.
The situation is far from normal, the husband is completly druged out of his mind and there child is still inside. She tell us, he's unemployed, but used to be a martial art teacher.
We knock on the door, he open it and get back inside the appartement. In the hallway, the child come to our right crying , my colleague take him. At this moment we hear a rackus in the kitchen, and we see the men, rushing toward us with two big kitchen knife.
Im the last to go out, I let the other officier take the kid outside, before rushing out the crazy guy right on my heel. Adrenaline start to pump.
Now, we are in a small corridor, the child and her mother and right behind us three, crying.
He start to advance toward us, he say nothing, I can only see the flame in his eyes. He hold the knife so the blade cover his forearms. One more step toward us, we unholster our gun and point him. We yell him to stop right there, he doesn't listen.
One more step, my finger is on the trigger, everything around is getting blury. It's just me, him and my gun. Im sacred, if he make one more step he'll have the range to stab us, and we will open fire.
The moment last forever, I look in his eyes down the barrel of a gun, I just wish he doesn't make that last step forward or I'll kill him.
Suddendly, he rush back inside his appartement, and lock himself inside. After a few second we holster our guns back call for reinforcement. Then I escort the mother and her child down and we wait for a ambulance.
That was, the scariest moment of my life so far.
We where dispatched on a domestic disturbance, it's a pretty usual mission. Normally it's just a couple arguing very loud and throwing object at each other.
At the scene, a medium sized building appartement lot. We found the wife crying and spazing in the staircase next to her appartement door.
The situation is far from normal, the husband is completly druged out of his mind and there child is still inside. She tell us, he's unemployed, but used to be a martial art teacher.
We knock on the door, he open it and get back inside the appartement. In the hallway, the child come to our right crying , my colleague take him. At this moment we hear a rackus in the kitchen, and we see the men, rushing toward us with two big kitchen knife.
Im the last to go out, I let the other officier take the kid outside, before rushing out the crazy guy right on my heel. Adrenaline start to pump.
Now, we are in a small corridor, the child and her mother and right behind us three, crying.
He start to advance toward us, he say nothing, I can only see the flame in his eyes. He hold the knife so the blade cover his forearms. One more step toward us, we unholster our gun and point him. We yell him to stop right there, he doesn't listen.
One more step, my finger is on the trigger, everything around is getting blury. It's just me, him and my gun. Im sacred, if he make one more step he'll have the range to stab us, and we will open fire.
The moment last forever, I look in his eyes down the barrel of a gun, I just wish he doesn't make that last step forward or I'll kill him.
Suddendly, he rush back inside his appartement, and lock himself inside. After a few second we holster our guns back call for reinforcement. Then I escort the mother and her child down and we wait for a ambulance.
That was, the scariest moment of my life so far.