Its been a while since I read em. I just thought they were funny. Its supposed to be animated to, but couldn't figure out how to get it to work.Xero Scythe said:ever read the comics? Calvin is the king of useless studies and experiments. He is also the biggest money waster.Seatownstriker said:What does that have to do with anything?Xero Scythe said:your avatar is Calvin. You don't really have a right to talk.Seatownstriker said:We needed a study to tell us this? Lets use our money in more productive ways please?
Merci beaucoup. One gets so accustomed to such statements that one cannot be roused to refute them. One will have to try and be as proactive as yourself.Calatar said:Kheapathic said:How profound, no wonder we haven't cured any life threatening diseases lately; science is too busy comparing the health of people in different fields of activity. Though in this case can we all agree that Nascar drivers and Card players aren't athletes? I mean both of those are "sports" which require little bodily output.dalek sec said:Oh well thank god they're doing this as to trying to find a new fuel source, curing cancer or anything like that....Hey guys, the man who did this research was the "the head of Sport, Performance and Fatigue Research Unit." He's a sports medicine doctor, not a cancer researcher. There is no "they" here, it's A person doing a study on the physical abilities of pro-gamers. He was contracted by an E-SPORTS RADIO PROGRAM.Ekit said:Why can't they spend their time trying to cure cancer instead?
An E-Sports radio program paid for a study on the health and fitness of pro-gamers? WHY AREN'T RADIO PROGRAMS CURING CANCER?
There is no generic "science" that does all research ever. The fact that a sports medicine doctor did a study on physical fitness in fact has absolutely NO bearing on the progress of ANY field of cancer research. Accept this study as the fluff and common knowledge it is, but stop complaining about how we'll never cure disease because scientists are all wasting their time.
And yet, unlike the sports or martial arts training, none of that makes you any healthier.bismarck55 said:You know what? I disagree with these "scientists" and everybody here saying "no shit". Why? because of the amount of PHYSICAL CONDITIONING that pro-gamers have to do in order to be competitive. Pro-gamers actually TRAIN for fuck sakes. Developing the muscle memory and manual dexterity to be competitive at any hotkey intensive game (starcraft for example) is in my opinion comparable to learning kata (forms, sets, whatever) in martial arts. and that is just one aspect, it doesn't take into account skillful use of the mouse, reflexes, etc.
My main point wasn't the fact that they didn't cure cancer. I used cancer as an (obviously failed) attempt to illustrate that this whole study was unnecessary and that these people, regardless of their profession should have done something better with their time and resources.Calatar said:Hey guys, the man who did this research was the "the head of Sport, Performance and Fatigue Research Unit." He's a sports medicine doctor, not a cancer researcher. There is no "they" here, it's A person doing a study on the physical abilities of pro-gamers. He was contracted by an E-SPORTS RADIO PROGRAM.Ekit said:Why can't they spend their time trying to cure cancer instead?
An E-Sports radio program paid for a study on the health and fitness of pro-gamers? WHY AREN'T RADIO PROGRAMS CURING CANCER?
There is no generic "science" that does all research ever. The fact that a sports medicine doctor did a study on physical fitness in fact has absolutely NO bearing on the progress of ANY field of cancer research. Accept this study as the fluff and common knowledge it is, but stop complaining about how we'll never cure disease because scientists are all wasting their time.
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What are you talking about? My thumb muscles are the size of melons!Bigeyez said:Whoa so spending hours in front of a computer WON'T make me as fit as someone who spends hours training their body??? Go figure.